zebrapowerup

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raat hogi to chand dikhai dega
khwabon me tumhe woh chehrea dikhai dega
mohabbat kabhi zara soch ke kerna
ek aansu bhi girega toh woh bhi sunai dega
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dhoka diya tha jab tumne muijhe
dil se me naraz thi
phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du
magar woh dil bhi tumhare pass tha
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dil ka zakhm zuban pe laya nahin kerte
hum apniaankhon se aanso bahaya nahin kerte
zakhm kitne gehre kyon na ho
hum apne hoton se muskurahat hataya nahin kerte …
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Dard banke dil me chhupa kaun hai,
reh-reh kar isme chubhta kaun hai,
ek taraf dil hai aur ek taraf aaina,
dekhna hai is baar pehle tut-ta kaun hai
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Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron.
To have a lovely life..
To have a lovely life;
Either, one must have a True Lover Greater than All Friends,
Or, One must have a True Friend who Really Cares,
More than a Lover..
Good Morning !!
One simple tip to stay happy..
One simple tip to stay happy
Never think about the third person
and
Never think what the third person thinks about you
Enjoy the life. !
Good Morning !! :))
Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful..
'Tears of EYES are Valuable'
'Speech of LIPS are Powerful'
'Heart With LOVE is Beautiful'
'Life with FRIENDS is Most Wonderful'. !!
Good Morning
Sometimes the World Gives So Many Reason..
Sometimes the World Gives So Many Reason To Hate It.
But Whenever it Happens
I Just Stop 'n Think Of You 'n Say
How Can I Hate This World When You Are A Part Of It .! :)
When you feel that Someone is taking your Place..
When you feel that
Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart..
Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend,
Rather Say Go as Close as You can,
I Will Still be the Closest. !
May You Reach More Milestone,
'n
Discover more friends in Upcoming New Year. !
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request..
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your 'Friendship' Not Your 'Proposal'.
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts.
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting.
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
When a Guy does Something Wrong..
When a Guy does Something Wrong..
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident.. I didn't mean to.!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong..
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident.. I didn't mean to.!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it.!! Stop making me feel Worse.!!
Boy : I'm Sorry. !! :/ :/ :/
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..
Close Your Eyes ..,Relax Your Body..
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can..
Now Breath..
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air.!
That son of a Bitch..
Girl : 'Forgive me father for I have sinned.'
Priest : 'What have you done my child?'
Girl : 'I called a man a son of a bitch.'
Priest : 'Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?'
Girl : 'Because he touched my hand.'
Priest : 'Like this?' (as he touches her hand)
Girl : 'Yes father.'
Priest : 'That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch.'
Girl : 'Then he touched my breast.'
Priest : 'Like this?' (as he touched her breast)
Girl : 'Yes father.'
Priest : 'That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch.'
Girl : 'Then he took off my clothes, father.'
Priest : 'Like this?' (as he takes off her
clothes)
Girl : 'Yes father.'
Priest : 'That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch.'
Girl : 'Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where.'
Priest : 'Like this?' (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)
Girl : 'YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!'
(after a few minutes)
Priest : 'That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch.'
Girl : 'But father,he had AIDS!'
Priest : 'THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!'
The only thing you could never have too many of..
Friends..
The only thing you could never have too many of!
Thank you for being my friend.
May all your birthday wishes come true!
It feels amazing to have a friend..
It feels amazing to have a friend like you in my life.
Have a happy and fun-filled Birthday, buddy!
Happy Birthday to the best friend I ever had..
Happy Birthday to the best friend I ever had.
Let's celebrate this special day of your life
and
party like there's no tomorrow. !
As you celebrate your day..
As you celebrate your day,
I celebrate the beautiful friendship we share!
Happy Birthday, dearest friend!
I want to be an artist..
“I want to be an artist
To paint pictures just for you,
So when each birthday comes around,
I can send you quite a few.”
Your birthday is a special time..
“Your birthday is a special time
to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.”
The best birthdays..
“The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.”
There are three hundred and sixty-four days..
“There are three hundred and sixty-four days
when you might get un-birthday presents ..
and
only one for birthday presents, you know“
Youth is happy..
“Youth is happy
because it has the ability to see beauty.
Anyone who keeps the ability
to see beauty never grows old.
One of the best School Memory..
One of the best School Memory
You feel sad
If someone is Absent that day
'n
Even that someone
Asks you on the next day that You were Absent. !
Sit 'n Cry for the whole day..
Sit 'n Cry for the whole day
'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,
But
Sit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone
'n the whole damn world wants to know
Whose on the other side. !!
God gives every thing to a Person..
'God gives every thing to a Person
who has a faith in god.
But
If you are not one of them
It Means God have a faith on You'. !
Only two kind of people will not mind anythng..
Only two kind of people will not mind anythng you say..
The one for whom you are nothing..
And
The one for whom you are everyThing. !!
Morning is not only sun rise..
Morning is not only sun rise
but
A Beautiful Miracle of god
that defeats darkness and spread light.
This may be a very beautiful day for you.!!
Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu……
Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai…
I Miss You SMS in Hindi
Khwaab aankhon se gire aansu me dhal kar,
Dam armaano ne toda dam machal-machal kar,
Meri kismat me judaai likhi thi,
Warna har kadam rakha tha sambhaal-sambhaal kar…
Hindi Funny SMS for Friends
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?
Sad Hindi SMS on Love
Pyar barish ki bundo ki tarah hai,
Jisko shune ki khwahish me
Hatheliya to gili ho jati hai
Par hath hamesha khali hi rehte hai…
Romantic Rainy Day SMS
Ek Gujarish Hai Tujhse Zara Tham Ke Barasna,
Aa Jaaye Jab Mera Mehboob To Phir Jamm Ke Barasna,
Yun Pehle na Barasna Ki Wo Aa na Sakey,
Aa Jaaye Mere Pass To Itna Barasna Ki Wo Ja Na Sakey.
SMS for Lovely Friend in Hindi
Tufaan mein kashti ko kinaare bhi mil jaate hain…,
Jahaan mein logo ko sahaare bhi mil jaate hain…;
Duniya mein sabse pyaari hain zindagi…,
Kuchh aap jaise dost zindagi se pyare bhi mil jaate hain…
Hindi Missing You SMS
Phoolo se poocho es main singhar kitna hai?
Mere dil se poocho is main pyar kitna hai?
Saye ki tarha tumhara pyaar saath rehta hai…
Tumhare saath guzra hua har lamha yaad rehta hai…
Ek sachcha chahne wala aap se har tarah ki baaten share karta hai
Magar!
Dhoka dene wala sirf aap ko achchi lagne wali hi baate karega.
Rona Bhi, Hassi Bhi.Yaadein hain
Galat Bhi, Sahi Bhi.Yaadein hain
Dard Mein Bhi Maza Hai…
Hassi Mein Bhi Ik Wazah Hai…
Dil Se Door, Dil Ke Paas, Rahi Bhi.
Yaadein hain
Yaadein Sanam Teri Yaadein.
in badlon ka mijaj mere mehboob se bahut milta hai ,
kabhi tutke ke barste hai ,
kbhi berukhi se gujar jate hai !!!!!!!
Kisi ko chaho to is aandaz se chaho?
ye doston
ke use jab bhi…
pyar mile tab tum yaad aa jao.
Har ladki ki life me ek aisa ladka hota hai jaise woh bhula nahi sakti.
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Or
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Har ladke ki life me ek aisee ladki hoti hai jise woh paa nahi sakta..
“ 'Waqt or pyar'
Dono zindagi me khas hota hain.
Waqt kisi ka nahi hota
or pyar har kisi se nahi ”
Maine Ek Kitaab Padhi Jis Ke Pehle
Panne Pe Likha Tha
'Aao Mohabbat Samjhain'
Aur Aakhri Panne Pe Likha Tha,
'Jo Samajh Ke Ki Jaye Wo Mohabbat
Nahi Hoti'
Aur Aaj Tak Main Mohabbat Nahi
Samjh Paaya ..
Koi Yaad0 Se Pyar Karta
Hai,
Koi Pyar Me Yaade Sajata
Hai,
Kispe Kare Aitbar,
Pyar Pe Ya Yaad0 Pe,
Aksar Pyar Karne Wala
Yaade Dekar ChaLa Jata
Hai!
Pyar karne ke liye to ye zindagi kam pad jati hai,
pata nahi log nafrat ke liye kaise waqt nikalte he
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Kaash wo subah neend se jaage toh mujhse ladne aaye..
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bohat khud par jabar kar ke
mohabbat ka safar kar ke
mita kar har khushi apni
usay paanay ki chahat mein
mohabbat ki musaafat mein
bas itna jaan paya hun
mohabbat maar deti hai
Kya khub kaha hai kishi ne
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Tujhse ab koi Vaasta to nhi hai
lekin
Tere hisse ka waqt aaj bi thnha
nhi
Gujarta hai,
Mohabbat naam hai jiska wo aisi qaid hai,
K umar beet jati hain, par saza puri nahi hoti
Mere zindagi mai faqat do he cheezai na mumkin rhe,
tujhe pa lene ke tamanna ya fir
tujhe bhool jane ke khawish.?
Cute Answer When A Girl Asked Her Ex.
. Girl - Do U Still Love Me??
Boy - Pyar Ka To Pta Nahi,
Lekin Mere Dost Aaj Bhi Mujhe Teri Kasam Dete Hain.!! ?
Aasman ke taare kabhi gin kar dekhna,
Jitna aap gin paoge utna aap mujhe yaad karte ho,
Jitne baki rah jaye utna hum aapko yaad karte hai.
Pyar me log bahut mazboot ho jate hai or bahut kamzor Bhi.
Mazboot itne ki duniya se lad jate Hai,
or
Kamzor itne ki sirf ek insaan k bina nahi rah pate H
Baarish ke mausam mein unko yaad karne ki aadat purani hai,
ab ki baar socha aadat badal daalen,
Phir yaad aaya ke aadat badalne se barish nahi rukti.
E-khuda suna h ki Dua kabul karne ka 1 waqt hota hain
Fir tu hi bata..
Maine usey kis pal nahi manga.
Ek Lover ne RAB se pucha:
Aap duniya ko pyar ka dusman kyu bna dete ho?
RAB ne hanskar kaha:
Tum bhi to apne pyar ko rab mankar mujhe bhula dete ho.
Jab tujhe basaya hai rooh ki gehrayo me....
To ye kaise mumkin hai ke mai tujhe yaad karu aur
teri dharkan tez na ho.
Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi hoti,
Yeh toh dhoka hai jo sab kehte hai,
Pyaar ki seema honi chaiye,
Taki koi dil kisi aur dil ka na ho jaye.
Kaash. Kisi khubsurat mousam
me..
Meri aankhon pe wo apna haath
rakh de..
Aur haste hue keh de..!!!
Pehchaan lo toh hum tumhare..
Na pehchaano toh tum
humare..!!!!!!
Aawaj se Pyari Aankhe,
Aankho se Pyari Saanse,
Sanso se Pyara DiL,
DiL se Pyari Dhadkan,
Dhadkan se Pyare Aap,
Or Aapse Pyare HUM.
Kyonki SMS Humne kiya hai..
Dil Bhi Aaj Mujhy Ye Keh
Kar Dara Raha Hai...
Karo Yad Usy Warna Main
Dharkna Chor Doon Ga.
Mat pooch mujhse mere ishq ki deewangi,
tuje jaan kar dukh hoga,
Ki me tumhe tumse bhi zyada pyaar karta hu.
LOVE 1 aisa word hai jo ladka samjhe to ladki
nahi samajhti or agar ladki samjhe to
ladka nahi samajhta ?
Lekin
? agar dono hi isko samjhe 2 DUNIYA nahi samajhti..
wo meri duniya thi lekin kismat me nhi thi ,
kash.,,,,,,
ki wo meri kuch na hoti, bus meri kismat me hoti ,,,.
Kyun karte ho dil pe itna sitam.??..
Yaad karte nahi..to yaad atey kyun ho.??.!!
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Mohabbat Par Itna Yaqeen to Na Tha Jitna Tum Par Hai'
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'Bus Itna khyal Rakhna AGar WaFa Na kar Sak0 T0 dH0ka bhI Mat deNa.
Zindehi mein agar koi aachha lage to use sirf chahna
pyar mat karna.
kyun k pyar khatam ho sakta hai
lekin..
chahat kavi khatam nahi hoti!!
'DiL' Ka Kya Hai
Ye To Teri
Yaadon Ke 'SAHARE'
Hi Jee Lega,
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Baat To 'AANKHO' Ki Hai Jo Tadapti Rehti He
Tere 'DEEDAR' Ke Liye.!!
Mera Zamir Mujhse Kehta Hai..Kya
Dekhta Hai Apne Hatho Ki Lakeero
Ko..
Wo Tera Tab Bhi Na Thi Jab Uska
Hath Tere Hath Mein Tha..
Muhabbat Ko Jatany Ka Khudaya
Hum Apni Sans Ka Zarra Zarra Bhi
Us Ki Rohh K Naam Kar Dete
duniya ki bhid me insaan chahe sab khuch bhul jaaye
kitni hi moj masti me kho jaaye
par akele mein wo use hi yaad karta hai jise woh diul se pyaar karta hai
Hum Ne Suna Tha.
Kuch Paane Ke Liye Kuch Khona Padta Hai.!
Par
Ye Nahi Pata Tha.
Ki
Dil Laga Kar Roona Bhi Padta Hai.!
Pyar khushi ka dosra naam hota hai our
jis pyar mein khushi na mile use pyar nahi kehte
A line from true lover..
Main Jitni Baar Bhi Flirt Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hoon.
Utni Baar Hi...
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Sacha piyar ho jata hai...
Unhone muskurane ko kaha hum has diye
kyuki sawal unki khushi ka tha kher
humne to woh khoya hai jo kisi aur
ka tha par yaaro usne to woh kho
diya jo sirf aur sirf ussi ka tha......
Meri dharkan kehti hai tum meri jaan
Meri ankhe kehti hai tum meri jahan,
Meri maan kehti hai tum mujhe sochti ho
Lekin tum kiun chup ho.
Wo Baar Baar
Mujhse Puchti He Aakhir Kya He Mohabbat..??
Ab Kya Btau Usey, Ke
Uska Puchna Or Mera Na Bta Pana Hi Mohabbat Hai
Buzdil hain wo log jo mohabat nahi kartay,
Bohat hosla chahiaye barbaad honay k liye.
Ek Roz Tum Ne Thama Tha Hath Mera
Mere Hath Se Tumhare Hath Ki Khushbu Nahi Jati
Hoti Hai Bari Zaalim Ek Tarfa Mohabbat
Wo Yaad To Aate He Magar Yaad Nahi Karte.
Hum Ye Nahi Chahte Ki
Koi Aapke Liye 'Dua' Na Mange
Hum To,
Bus Itna Chahte Hai Ki
Koi 'DUA me 'Aapko' Na Mange.
Tum Agar Kisi Ki Chahat
Paane Ke Liye Jee Rahe
Ho.
To Apne Dil Ki Baat Use
Bata Do.
Qki
Zndgi Mauka Kam Or
Dhoka Jayada Deti H.!
Mujhe apni neend se Mohabbat kuch isliye bhi hai
Kyoki 'USNE' kaha tha 'Mujhe pana tumhare liye ek 'khwaab' hai'...
Mujhe Chahte Honge Aur Bhi Bahut Log.
Magar Mujhe Mohabbat Apni Mohabbat Se Hai.!!
Mohabbat wo Barish He,
Jise Chhune Ki Khwaish Me Hatheliya To Gili Ho Jati Hain,
Magar Haath Hamesa Khaali Hi Reh Jata Hai
Koi Ek Hota Hai Jo Sama Jata Hai
Dil Mein
Har Kisi Se Ye Mohabbat Nahi
Hoti !!! ?
Jab ap kisi se Payar karo to apne dil me ek Qabristan bhi bana lo,
Jahan ap uski Galtiyon ko dafana sako !!
jb aap kisi se rooth kr nafrat se baat karo,
or
wo uska jawab mohabbat se de,
to samjh jana ki wo aapko khud se jyada pyar karte hai
ab to aankho mein samati nahi surat koi..
kashmaine tumhe gaur se dekha na hota..
Mujhse AKSAR Wo EK Hi SAWAAL PuchhTi H
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Tum MUJHE Itna PYAR Qn KarTe Ho?
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Koi Ja Kar BaTa De UNKO Ki
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ZINDAGI BhaLa KisKo PYARI Nhi HoTi
Har Koi Pochta He Karte Kya Ho Tum,
Unhe lagta hain Jese mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nhi hain
Mohbatt v ajib chiz h aye khuda...
Teri hi dunia
teri hi dargah
tere hi bande
tere hi samne rote h
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Lekin
kisi ur k liye.....!!!!
~ Mohabbat Dukh Nahi Deti ~
Agar Tum Sonp Do Sab Kuch
Aur Silay Main Kuch Na Maango..
Wo mangata rha dua meri zindagi ki,
aur khuda uski zindagi badhata gya,
wo nadan fir bhi na samjha k meri zindagi kaun hai. . ?
Agar woh pooch le humse kis baat ka gham hai.
To phir kis baat ka gham hai agar woh pooch le humse
Phool se kisi ne pucha, 'Tune khusbu di tujhe kya mila?'
Phool ne kaha 'lena-dena to Vyapaar hai,
Jo dekar kuch na mange wo pyar hai'
Tumhare ilawa agar kisi aur ko chahhna hota
to kab ka ksi aur ke saath ho liye hote,,
Ye baat aur hai ke ek dil me jagah tumne hi banai hai..
Usse Kehna....!!
Fasla Tum Bhana Rahe Ho,,
Mager Itna yaad Rakhna,,
Muhabbat Bar Bar Insan Per,,
mehrban Nahi Hoti.
Meri chahat ki inteha dekhni he to dil se dil laga k dekh
ager tery dil ne dhrakna na chor dia to meri chahat ko thukra dena !!.?
Pyar kro uske dil se, dikafe se nhi,
Pyar kro uski FEELING se uski surat se nhi,
jo pyar ruh se kiya jaye its a real true LOVE.
Is mulakat ka intezaar to krti hain ye bhi ankhein...
darti hu kahin ye mulakat ka intezaar,
ta-umre-intezaar na ban ke reh jaye.
Ajnabee Mehfil Mein Kisi Se Dil Na Lgana.
Suna Hai Bin Bulaye Aaney Wale Bin Btaye
Chale Bhi Jate Hain.
Uske Dil ki hr baat mera dil sun to leta hai,
magar kuch baaten fir bi lafzon ki mohtaj hoti hain.
Pyar krna asan hai pr pyar nibhana
buht he mushkil hai islei pyar
soch samaj kr krna
Mohhabat dukh to deti hay
Magar eik bat kehni hay
Jisko chaha jata hay
Zarori ye nahi hota k
Usko pa liya jaey.
Ijazat ho to uske chehre ko khwabo me dekhlu,
ik muddat hui in aankho ne koi apna nahi dekha..
Kisi ne pucha ke tum use pane ke liye kis had takk ja sakte ho..?
Maine kaha agar mujhe hadein paar krni hi
hoti to kab ka maine use pa liya hota.!!
Sab kuch bdl skta hai mgr fitrat bdl nhi skti
tum meri fitrt me ho or dil se nikal nahi skti
kisi udass mousam m
meri ankho par vo hanth rakh de apne
or hanste huye kah de
pahchan lo to hum tumhare na pahchne to tum hamare
Jindgi me koi kisika nahi hota.sab apane
apane swart ke liye apanapan dikhate
hai...jo dil ko
kabul hota hai usika
naam pyar hota hai.
Wo ro ro ker kehte rahe mujhe nafrat
h tumse.
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. ' magar ek sawal aaj b pareshan kar
raha hai.. Ki agar nafrat hi thi
to wo itna roye kyo....
Jo Log love ki respect Karte H
Unhe Kabi Pyar Nhi Milta
But Jo Pyar Ko Time Pass Samjhte He Unke Pass True Love Hota H.
'LOVE'
Samjho to ehsas,
dekho to rishta.
Kaho to lafz.chaho to zindagi,
karlo to ibadat.nibhao to vaade,
Tut jaye to mukaddar.par mill jaye to.jannat
Duniya ka har ek insaan apne paav bhigoye
bina shayad samundar paar kar sakta hai....
Lekin! Aankhe bhigoye bina pyaar nahi kar sakta..
Kahte Hain Ke Pyaar Aur Zahar Mein Koi Fark
Nhi Hota Hai.. Zahar Pine Ke Baad Log
Mar Jate Hain. Or Pyaar Karne Ke Baad
Log Jee Nhi Pate Hain...
Aasiq ne Rab se pucha:Kyun tu duniya ko pyar
ka dushman bana deta hai.?Rab ne hanskar
kaha:Tu bhi to Yaar ko
Rab maan kr mujhe bhula deta hai.
Ankho se wo jab hume dekhte hai,
hum ghabrakar ankhe jhuka lete hai,
kon milaye un ankho se ankhe,,,,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bna lete hai…
Humne Mohbbat k Nashe Mei Aakr Use Khuda Bana Dala,
Hosh Tab Aaya Jab Usne Kaha k Khuda Kisi ek Ka nhi Hota.
jis din hamari sanse tham jaye ush din
apk ankho me nami chaye ya na chaye.
par
khuda se dua hai ki
jis din apk ankho me nami cha jaye.
ush din hamari sanse tham jaye..
Tere intezaar may choda duniya ka sath,
Tere intezaar may choda apno ka sath,
Jb tujhey jana hi tha tu kyu diya wado ka sath,
Rah gaya ab may bs apno gamo k saath…
Use barish pasand hai.. mujhe barish me woh..
usey hasna pasand hai.. mujhe hastey hue woh.
usey bolna pasand hai. mujhe boltey hue woh..
usey sab kuch pasand hai Or mujhe bas woh..
Agar aap ko life me 2 baar pyar ho to hmesha
2nd pyar hi select kro bcoz agar tumhara
1st pyar sacha hota to dusra pyar kabhi n hota
Har ladki ke life me 1 aisa ladka hota
haijise wp bhula nahi sakti aur har
ladke ki life me 1 aisi ladki hoti
hai jise wo pa nahi sakta .
strange but true.
Agar aap kisi ki chahat paane k liye ji rahe ho toh,
apne dil ki baat usay bata do'
kyu ki..
Zindagi Mauke kam or dhoke zyada deti Hai..!!!
BE READY 2 BLOW
UP UR MIND-
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Bataiye Sach baat itni chubhti kyu hai???
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kyunki ..
Sach baat me POINT hota hai.
Zindagi shuruat 'S' se hoti he.
S 4 suraj
S 4 subah
S 4 shaam
S 4 swagat
S 4 samay
USKE BAAD
S 4 sagai
S 4 shaadi
FIR.
S 4 SAAS, SASUR,SAALI,SAALA
FIR
' SATYANASH '
Agar apki shadi nhi hui to
is saal kr lena.
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Kya pata agle saal
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.GOVT iske liye v ENTRANCE EXAM
lne ki soch le.
Kamine Friends..
When im joking.
They take is seriously..
When im serious.
Nalayak has has ke feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai..
But
I LOVE MY FRIENDS
mere baat gaur se suno
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dettol se mat nhana
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dettol kitano ko mar detha hai
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aur hum apko khona nahi chahte
Film mein kaam karoge?
roll sirf itna hai ke 1 ladki aap ko 1 kamre mein le jaigi
Aur
Aur
Aap ko
Goli maar degi.
Film Ka Naam Hai:
“Band kamre mein kutte ki maut.”
Daru ho gayi sasti,
Ham karege masti,
chhak ke piyege,
Has ke jiyege,
Na aaye kisi ki yaad,
Theke wale Zindabad,
Send to all Sharabi,
Humko to sirf aapka pata tha!
Bruuaaaaa
Dimaag test karne k 2 tarike..
Apna sir cow k muh k paas kariye.
Agar cow door jaye to samjhiye ki Gobar h. Aur, agar paas aaye to samjhiye k bhusa h.
Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota
tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum
na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.
Agar 'EXAM' me paper kathin ho to
Ankhe band karo
gehari saans lo or zor se kaho-
'Ye Subject Bahut Mazedar H,Ise Agle Saal Fir Padenge.
Wat Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market.
Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K
PRICE Chal Rahe He.
Suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai..
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jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti.
Logo ki aadat hai mohabbat par bandish lagana
Wah Wah
yaaro me sone jaa raha hai
mujhe hai 7baje uthna
wah wah wah wah
Meri shaadi ki date fix ho gayi hai.
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Aisa bolke, Champa ne Chaman ke haath main usake shaadi ka card diya aur wo bhaag gai..
Jaane Do apane ko kya.
Height of Kaminapan:
A boy listening to extremely sad song and thinking.
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Kaunsi wali ko yaad karu yaar!!
Zindgi me 1 baat hamesha yaad rakhna mere dosto...
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Aansu pochne ko to bahut milte hai...
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magar koi naak pochne ko nahi milta..
Isliye apna Rumaal sath lekr Chale....
Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi, Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, Abe teri kya izzat
reh gayi, Jab ek zakkas item tere ko 'BHAIYA' aur RAKHI pehna gayi..
P$M ka sahara na hota,
eco park ka wo nazara na hota
maurya lok aur buddha park ko banaya na hota
TO PATNA KA KOI STUDENT AWARA NA HOTA..
Zindagi ki race mein agar sab se 1st aana chahte ho to.
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Uska ek hi secret hai
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Kisi ko batana mat plz
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Akele bhago.
Aap chale gye to Baag se titliyan chali gayi.
Phool murjha gaye
Patte jhad gaye.
Ab aur mat satao.
GARDEN mein pani dena hai,
Kaam par laut aao.!!
Murgi anda deti hai,
aur gaai dudh deti hai,
to aisa kon hai jo dudh bhi deta hai,
aur
anda bhi deta hai?
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Dukandar
Dont clap plz.
I know am genious.
````` RAJNI POWER ````
'Ek Baar RajniKant Ke BanduK Ki
GoLiya KhataM Ho Gayi..
to usne Kuch Kaha
to Dushman Mar Gaya Kya Kaha.*
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'DhisKaooo'
1bar ankh or dil me Ladai ho gyi,
DIL:-dekte ho tum
or dard hme hota he
ANKH:-dil lgate ho tum or rote h hm
Tab GAAL bola:-kamino thappad to me khata hu.
Arz kiya hai...
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Naa Dekh Aasmaan Ko Itni
Hasrat Se aye - Dost !!!
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Warna..
Koi PARINDA Tere Muhh Per
POTTY kar Jayega..
Wah wah.
Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…!'
Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai.
(^_^)
00:01
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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate.
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff.!!
“ Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
Pyaar Pyaar Pyaar
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DEKHA!!
Kitna pyaar bhara sms bheja tumko!!
Kisi aur ne kabhi bheja hai??
1 Bottle me 11 fish,
1 fish ko bahar nikal diya, water
Level badh gya.
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Bcoz Other 10 Fishes start crying!
Q k Har 1 Frnd zaruri hota hai
yaar
Newton was soo silly .
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li..
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??
jab Sacchi Lagan Ho
Josh Ho
Junun Ho
Himmat Ho
Kartavya Palan Ka Jazba Ho
Dhiraj Ho
Kadi Mehnat Ho
To Aap Bhi
Ha Aap 'GARMI ME BINA NAHAYE RAH SAKTE Hai'
Bhi45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi Preshani nahi hoti,
But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke pasine chhut jate hai.
Kyun?
Kaminapan hai aur kya.
Technology kya hai?
Ek time wo tha
jab log msg kabutar se bhejte the.
ek aaj ka time hai
hum msg
kabutaro ko bhej rahe hai.!!
hurr hurr.
chalo aaj kush tufani karte h.
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girlfrnd ko bolte h recharge karvane ko...
Do u knw?
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Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.?
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Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumte he.
kaun kehta hai ke sirf macchar
khoon choosa karte hai....................
kabhi roaming me jake dekho ye mobile
company wale kuch kam nahi hote!!!
Highlight of the year 2050….!!!
1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup – Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.
5. Petrol – Rs 1984/ litre.
Tiger: Ye saale DISCOVERY channel
wale bahut pareshan karte hain
Monkey:- Kya Hua?
Tiger :- are koi privacy nahi rahi,
phir kehte hen TIGER kam ho rahe hai
Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“maaaa BHOOT”
GOLDEN WORDS
Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai..
Apne India ka kuch nahi ho sakta..
kyunki?
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Buddhe Desh Chla raha hai aur Jawan Facebook.
Zindagi ki raaho mein zab koi mod aaye..
Zindagi ki raaho mein zab koi mod aaye..
Give indicator, Blow horn aur mud zaayein.
Wo ladka Aaj bhi garmi se mar raha hai..
Jisse
kisi
Ladki
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kaha
tha..
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'Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Salman khan lagte ho.'
The Most 'Heart Breaking' Moment In Our Childhood
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Ghar Aaye Mehmano K Diye Hue 500rs .
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Jab Mummy Wapish Le Leti Hai
Height Of Friendship. :)
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1st Friend : Yar Aik Kam Karay Ga ..???
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2nd Friend: Nahi
Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi Mera Koi Acha
Dost Nahi Tha Lekin Phir Aap Meri
Zindagi Me Aye To Mujhe Ehsas Hua K
“Akelay Hi Sukoon Tha.
Govt. SchooL Ki LADKi Ko G.F Banane Ka Natija:
B.F Ko PenDrive De Kr Bolti Hai Ki
'Mere Ko Esme FaceBook DaaL Kr Dena;
Mai Bhi CHaLaungi.!'
sorry kuch dino se msg nahi kar paya.
jail me tha
murder case me
actually 1 ladki ko smile kya de di
k vo khushi ke mare mar gayi
Sasural me damad ki izzat kyo zyada hoti h ?
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Qki vo jante he ye Wohi mahaan aadmi h, jisne hamare ghar ka toofan sambhal rakha h..
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye.!!
What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT
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Ladkiya ladko ka hi nahi machino ka dimag bhi kharab kar deti hai.
pimple pimlpe littel star
sare kanjush mere yaar
jo na kare mujhe sms
4 uske muh par ho
jaye pimple hajar
Main kho gya hun tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao.
Translation in English:
'I'm lost in ur luv, U also 'GET LOST'
Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile!
To use Na kholen!
Usme Meri Photo ho sakti hai
Or apki zara si laparwahi
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Apko mera DIWANA bana sakti hai..
A luvr is not one who says-'main teri kismt me ni
muje bhul ja.'
Bt a true luvr is one who says-'tu padai par dhyan
de,placement k baad ghr se utha lunga.
Duniya me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki..
agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole..
'Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,
par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha..
bhagwan har 1 bache k ghar jake use
prem nahi de sakta, isliye usne MAA banai; ..
vaise hi har 1 admi k ghar ja k usko
sidha nahi kar sakta isliye Biwi banayi..
1day i askd my heart.
What is love?
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Heart replied.
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Dekh bhai,
apna kaam blood pump karnah.
So Dont ask Any Que. OUTof Syllabus.
GIRLS ARE LIKE WATER
BOYS ARE LIKE MOBILE
WATER FALL ON MOBILE
OR
MOBILE FALL ON WATER
WATT TO MOBILE KI HI LAGTI HAI YAAR
PHYSICS kitni Easy hoti Agr?=
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Apple ki jaga tree gira hota.
Salla Newton he mara jata. :
Aapka har message mere rom-rom me gudgudi peda kar deta hai,
Mera dil jor se dhadkta hai,
Kasoor aapka nahi hai,
Ye mobile hi vibration par hota hai.
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Is sarfire ka sara system hila diya.
Jab tum udas ho jao to to,
Aaine ke samne jakar jor se kaho me bahut aakarsak hu,
Aisa bar-bar kaho, is se tum apne dukh par control kar loge,
Par ise apni aadat mat banne dena, kyu ki jhuthe log narak me jate hai.
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aur hamare muh se awaz nikali,
Fate muh…. Tusi ithe bhi aa gaye.
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Fir kyu mange ye dil more, ye dil mange mor.
Me sawan hu tum badal ho,
Me normal hut um pagal ho,
Me pani hu tum taki ho,
Me tarjan hu tum manky ho.
Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota
O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re….!
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo,
Aata hai usha ke sath,
Rehta hai kiran ke sath,
Jata hai sandhya ke sath,
Aur sota hai nisha ke sath!!
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum pathar marte , Na me kana hota,
Duniya me bewafao ki kami nahi hai….
Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!
Duniya gol hai!!proof chahiye?
Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND cockroch se.
Ye sulagta jism,
ye kanpkapate honth,
ye thartharata badan,
ye ladkhadati aawaz,….
mujhe pahle ho pata tha,tujhe malaria hua hai
Aap kis gum me bethe ho,
Mera ek kaam kar do na,
Meri julfo ko lehra kar,
Ju nikal do na !
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao….
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao….
Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….
petrol k dam ladkiyo k tarah hote hai
pata chal jaye ki aap uske bina reh
nhi sakte to unke bhav badh jaate hai
bahduri ka matlab:
raat ko late nyt club se nashe me bilkul tun ghar lotna
papa hath mein hockey stick lekar gate khole aur tum kaho-
yo dad chak de india!
Aap mujhe itna
pasand ho jaise
Ullu ko Raat
Dentist ko daant
Gadahe ko Laat
Garib ko Gaddi
Kutte ko Haddi
aur Nange ko chaddi.
Pasand hai.
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..... Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le
chalo sms sma kheltey hain
pehle tum sms kro
phir tum sms kro
phir se tum sms kro
1 bar phr tum sms kro
bas 1 last sms tum kro
bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey
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Abe yaar din main tare daikh rahe ho.
Tabeat to theek hai..
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(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki
chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
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RASNA to bola hi nahi..
I Love U RASNA.. Garmi aa gai na
Sabhi student ko Infom kiya jata
hai ki wo apne results aane se
pehle
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Ghar ki sab
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Chapallen
belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhaDu
wipar
etc.
Chupa de.
Nahi to Result kharab aaya to
khamakha padosiyo ko free
Action Drama dekhne ko
miljayega..
Exam + Rawdy Rathore
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Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
'Definetly'
Likhta Hu.
SERIOUS MSG: ? Jivan me ek baat yaad RAKHNA dost__Aansu PONCHHNE Wale bahut milenge ?
BUT___
Naak PONCHNE Wala koi nhi milega__SO hamesha RUMAAL sath rakhna_____!:-)
Agar mai mar jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye
Sidhe
upar aa jana
Fir kya ?
Pipal k ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!
1 Ladka 2 Ladkiyo Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha.
Ladki- Sharm Nahi Aati Pichha Karte Ho. Bhaago Ya Fir Ek Aur Ladke Ko Lao.
Aisa Kaun Sa Janvar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3pairo Se hai.?
SOCHO
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NEHI MALUM
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Simple
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LANGDA KUTTA.!!
Ek sharaabi ki daastaan......
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Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du.
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Par...!
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Kiske paas chhodu.!
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Saale sabhi kamine hain,
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pee jayege..
Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
A maut tu kbhi aaye to yu chupke se aa jana, k Mere dosto ko na pata chale,
Warna
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sab kamine h, pata chala to uski b party mangege!
kal ka kaam aaj mat karo,
usko kal tak rakho.
Kya pata us kaam ko karne ki jarurat hi na pade
Ladies se bhari bus ka accident ho gya Sari ladies mar gyi ?
? sbke pati 1-1 ghnte roye_________ ? santa 2 ghnte roya. ?
? _______ ? Q?? _____ ? Qki uski wife se bus miss ho gyi thi. ? !! ..
Zindagi ki keemat ka andaza maut ke baad he hota hai
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For example
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Zinda murgi
Rs 100/-
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Chicken Tandoori
Rs 480/-.
You Know India Ke Dog Itne Kamjor Kyu
Hote
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Kyu Ki?
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Kyu Ki Dharmendra Unka khun pee jata
hai. .
1 day a star said 2 me: y do u msg ur frnz who dn't miss u n msg u?
I lookd up n said:
Beta apna kaam kar.
Star ban,
Star plus ki bahu mt ban!!:)
Research Says That:
Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy,
Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
But Boys Take Only Three Seconds.!!
1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar
2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar
3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya
Agar aap ki Girlfriend
S-mart
I-ntelligent
S-weet
T-alented
E-motional
R-omantic
hai to aap short mein use
SISTER bhi keh sakte hain.!!
Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai,
Jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki.
Wo dukhi hokar
Apne kam me itna busy ho jata hai ki.
Kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai.
ek Maa ki request us k dono Beton tak pahuchayein..
'Beta Ramesh.. Beta Suresh.. Pitaji ki patloon ek
bilaang choti ho gyi ho. to. ghar a jao beta..
1 Maa ki request us k dono Beton tak pahuchayein..
'Beta Ramesh..
Beta Suresh..
Pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang choti ho gyi ho.
to.
ghar a jao.'
mujhe wo kehti hai ki tumhari jindegi ko main jannat bana dungi ..
banani to use 'MAGGI' bhi nahin aati ,
confidence to dekho logo ki ..
Girl friend chahe jaisi ho..
Awara
Pagal
Diwani
Luchi
Lafangi
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par jab uska sms aata hai to labo pe muskan
zaroor aati hai aur dil kehta hai
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Tedi Hai Par Meri Hai.
6 chidiya 1 Ped Par bethi thi 1 hunter ne Ped pr shoot kiya
5 chidiya ud gyi, par 1chidi wahi bethi rahi
Kyu?
bas..... ? Nakhre h Madam K...!!
Agar main sms Na karu,
Reply NA Karu,
ya Miss call Na kar pau,
To Samjh Lena 'SMS Ka Raja' Aaram Farma Raha H!!
Par 'PRAJA' Apni seva jari rakhe..
Agar boy FAIL Ho
Jaye To
MUMMY 3 Words Kehti H..
1. OR JA GHUMNE
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2. GF B BANA LE
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3. SHARM NAHI AATI?
But
Dost 3 Word Me Dil Jeet Lete Hai
'ABE TU BHI'
10th stud-Board me failure ki vajah se suicide
12th-PCM me % kam hone ki vajah se suicide
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ENGG- UNEXPECTEDLY PASS hone ki over excitement se heart fail.
Ache dost takiye ki tarhan hote hien
musibat mien seeney se laga lo
tanhai mien sir rakh ker ro lo
khushi mien galay se laga lo'
or
gussay mien laat bhi maar sakte ho
Mazak ki b ek Had hoti hai,
YAAR
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Main Ladki k saath date par tha
or mera dost ne uske saamne aakar bola
' Kal wali Zyada achi thi yar
kya aapko malum hai k ladkiya chhoti chhoti bato pe kyu ruth jati hain..??
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kyuki Dharmendra ji ne kaha hai k..
'koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to aur bhi haseen ho jati hai'
3 Idiots Best Line – “Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar
bhagna hai to padhai ke peeche bhago.Neend
jhak mar ke tumhare peeche aayegi!.
Pani me tarne ki 'Machhli' ki style,
Hawame udne ki 'POPAT ki style,
Naya msg bhejne ki 'HAMARI' style OR
'MAFAT me msg padhne ki TUMHARI style.
Man before Marriage is like Airtel..
'Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan'
After Marriage He's Like Hutch..
'Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.'
Life me ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.
Cream Biscuits mei Cream hota hai,
par
Tiger Biscuits mei Tiger nahi hota.!! ;hahaha
1980 lover
mere pyar ki umar ho itni sanam tere nam p suru tere nam p khatam
2012 lover
mere pyar ki umar ho itni sanam
morning s suru or evng m khatam
next day line mare new item
which is fastest mode of transport.??
Daya ka thappad.!!
one slap and
HE+CRIMINAL+ENTIRE CID TEAM transported to CID office in a second..!!!
Vat lag gayii vale expression :
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When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
'Abey kamine.kha mar gya.??'
And ans is
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Beta,wo to bahar gaya hai.!
Yeh Theek Nahi hai Jitni Baar Bhi Flirt Karne Ki ?
Koshish Karta Hoon.Utni Baar Hi..... ?
? Pyar Ho Jata Hai Sachhi Wala...:-) ?
aaj ka cool vichaar..agar behti huyi naak ko
'SURRRR' Karke upar chadha liya
jaye to.......rumal hamesha saaf rahta h.
Boy or Girl TENT lga k so gye.........:-) ?
? Girl ki ankh khuli usne boy ko kha Asman ki tarf dekh ?
Boy- ? Asman khubsurat h ?
Girl- ? arre majnu ki aulad.... Tent chori ho gya.....!.!
India- The only country where
distance is measured in minutes
per hours
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'Bas yaar 5 minute ka he rasta hai'
Ek cinema hall ka malik gandhi ji ka bada fan
tha isliye usne apne cinema hall ka naam
rkha Gandhi ki dhoti
2 lovrs in pizza hut.
Ldka:kya khaogi.?
Ldki:
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'kachori mangwa lo'
Moral: Govt scHool ki ldkiya ptaoge to aisa hi hoga...
Kisi shayar ne kaha zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!
Bahut Afsos ho raha hai un ladke ladkiyon pe jo bechare
Raat ko kambal mein chhup k msgs karte the
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Ab karo chhup k msgs.
Haye garmi.
*Story of Every Student*
Umeedo Wali Dhoop,
Sunshine Wali Aasha.
Padhne Ki Wajah Kam Hain,
Soney Ke Bahane
Zyada
aaj rat ko 12 baje k baad.. :O
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1 baje ga .. :D
hahhahhahaha
Old Generation:
'Neki kar, Dariya mein daal'
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New Generation:
'Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal'
Physics ki 1 theory hai jske mutabik kuch awazen
aesi hoti hen jinse dil ki dharkan tez
hojati hen..jese
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oye net laga result agya
what is mobile?
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dhoond rahe ho na..
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to fir hath me kya hai?
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chappal?
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ajeeb ajeeb tubelight rehta he
is duniya me.
Ghalib se ek dost ne kaha-
'Jo sharab peete hain unki dua qubool nahi hoyi'
Ghalib bole-'Jinhe sharab mil gayi unhe duaa ki zarurat nahi hoti'.
CHEERS.!!
Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye….
Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai…'
Height Of Sadness.
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A Boy Is Listening to a Extremely Sad Song.
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And Thinking,
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Kaun Si Waali Ko Yaad Karoon Yaar.
jee karta hai tere paas aoon,
tere paas aakar ruk jaaoo,
na baithu .. na bolu..
bas teri aankh me santre ka chilka nichod ke bhag jaun.....
sach ka saamna
jawab sirf haan ya naa me dena hoga?
aap k liye ek sawal :--
kya aap ne bhikari ke kathore se chillar churana chod diya ?
himmath hai to reply do
dur se Dekha to baris ho rhi thi,
dur se Dekha to baris ho rhi thi...
dur se Dekha to baris ho rhi thi..
Aage gaya to Bij gaya..
1 Baccha Potty karne khule me gaya
Waha 1 PIG baitha tha
PIG ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga
PIG chillaya
Saadda Haqq.
Etthe Rakkhh.
Aaj Kal Tere Khyaalo Me Rehta Hu Busy,
Wah Wah.
Aaj Kal Tere Khyaalo Me Rehta Hu Busy,
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Get Super fast Internet With PTCL Evo 3G..
Boy-Tumhari kameez Fati Hui Hai.
Girl-Nahi, Ye Fashion he
Boy-Achchha, Khud Faado toh Fashion,
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Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION ??.
Facebook ek Mandir hai
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Page ek Murti hai
Status prasad hai
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status Update karne wala Pujari hai
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status padhne wala bhagt hai
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status padhke 'LIKE' na kare ..
Wo mandir k bahar baitha
BIKHARI Hai
Kambal aur razai ko karo maaf,
Cooler Aur A.C kar lo saaf,
Apne Nature Mein rakho NARMI,
Meri Taraf se Aapko
' HAPPY-GARMI'
jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he..
1 Admi Mayyat Wali Bus Mai Ja Raha Tha To Logo Ny Ossy Bohat Maara ..
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Admi Ny Awaz Lagadi O Chacha
' Sheela Ki Jawani '
Laga Do Saffar Acha Guzry Ga
'Rockstar' : 'Toote Hue Dil Se Hi
Sangeet
Nikalta Hai'
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' Students ' : 'Unread
Syllabus
Se Hi Paper Nikalta Hai'
Admi jo hamesha hasta rehta h usko 'HUS-MUKH' kehte h To sawal ye h k jiska hasna blkul band ho gaya ho usko kya kehte h?
HUS-BAND!
Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai
khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile
aapka bolona
aapka chalna
aapki ankhein
aapka chehra
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uff..!! masha allah
kisi ek ko toh theek kar lo
LOVE V/S DAARU
LOVE- PAGAL
DAARU- MOD FRESH
LOVE - NIND NAHI
DAARU- MAST NIND
LOVE - 1DATE K 2000/-
DAARU EK BOTEL 300/-
LOVE= SABKI SUNO
DAARU = P K SUNO
FAISHLA AAPKA......
Ek bache se ek aadmi ne uski age puchi.
Bache ne kaha GHAR par 14 saal
SCHOOL mein 12 saal
TRAIN mein 7 saal
Aur
Facebook pe 18 saal!!!
Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
1 neem ke ped ka phol lo,
use 15 min 1 gilaas pani rakne ke baad pee lo or 5 min tak aaram karo,
jab kanjusi ka kida mar jaye to fir 2-4 sms kar dena.
'Wanted' revised..
Salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai..
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Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.
Girls KY PROBLEM:
Simple Boy Pasand Nhi
Modern Boy Haan Nhi krta
Smart boy Milta Nhi
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Aur
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'ME' In Chakkaro Mein PartA Nhi..
kaun banega crorepati
5 crore ka sawaal
wo dono kaun hain???
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jo nokia mobile onn karne par haath milate hain???????
Challange 4 All:
Ye Kam Koi B Nhi Kar Skta
Agar Kr Ly To I Promise.Me Usky Number Par 500 ka Load Krwaon Ga.
Wo Kam Hy
Mery
Number
Pay
1000
Ka Load krwana.!
Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
Bhojpuri msg sirf ap K liye.
TuHar CheHra PHULWA K Smaan
TuHar HASNA PhuLwa K Smaan
TuHar NAAK,KAAN,BAAL Sb PhuLwa K Smaan
Or PHULWA Hmaar BHAINSWA ka nam.
Perfect msg :
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye..
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke..
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socho k..
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye..
SHAKESPEARE Said.!!
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Meri maa ki Kasam maine itni baatein nhi kahi.
yeh log khud se bana bana k kehte hai .
Me : Mom finally exams are over :D
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Mom : So What, Tu kaunsa padhta tha..
Girls Ki Shopping : .
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Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas, .
Ye Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya Hai?
Wo Kya Hai? .
5 Ghante Lagaati Hain,
Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jaati
Hain.!
DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL THE GIRLS::
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Agar 'Husband BHAGWAN saman hota hai toh
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'BOYFREIND bhi Chota-Mota DEVTA mana hi ja sakta hai!! ..
Mohabbat k raste main har waqt dard milega ..
Main soch rha hun is raste me hospital khol loon .. Mast chalega.;-)
Question: “Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”
Answer: “Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte Hai, Maza Koi Aur Leta Hai.“
Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho
Dukh dia ho
Pareshan kiya ho
To ap b usko rula sakte hain
Dukh desakte hain
Pta hai kese?
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Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)
dil tha akelaa .aur gum the hazaaro.
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akele ko milker hazaaro ne lutaa..
3 cheezain jo hm sari Zindagi nhi bhool sakty,
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1.Breakfast
2.Lunch
3.Dinner
Har waqt Emotional hony ki zarort nhi;>
Ek Aurat ATM Machine par ,
Beta Mera Balance Check Kar do ,
Beta Aurat Ko Laat Marta hain Aurat gir jati hain ,
Aunty AApka balance to kharab hain.
Do u know
What is friendship?
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Khud ko jor se thappad lagao,
Dard mujhe hoga.
Yakeen nai hota na.
Try-Kar Lo..
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Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost machhaliya hai,
Mai tume mere dil mai sambhalkar rakhunga,
Par agar tumne dur jane ki koshish ki To,
khuda kasam pani se nikal kar billi ko de dunga…
Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai,
Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai,
Par wo aayenge kaise,
Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai!!
A Heartbroken Lover's Emotional Line Turned Into A Joke By His Frnds.. .
Lover :- 'Wo Meri Nahi Ho Sakti Toh Aur Kisi Ki B Nahi Ho Sakti.. '
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Friends :- Aur Agar Teri Huwi To Kya Sabki Hogi...???
3, kale dost the.
bhagawan ne unhe ek ek wardan magane ka mauka diya.
1&2 mujhe gora bana do.
3- hi hi hi inhe phir se kala bana do
moral- kuchh dost kamine ke kamine rehate hai.
What is the similarity between
FACEBOOK and FRIDGE ??
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Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai,
phir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hai.!
Love krne ki 3 Saza,
Ishq krne wale ko Saza-e-Maut,
Mohabat krne wale ko Umarkaid.
Or Pyar krne wale ko Fasi.
Pr Aap tension mt lo Linebazi Free h.BO$$
A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain
A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To Him
'Hello , U Can Share My Umbrella With Me'
Boy Replied: 'It's Ok, Sister I m Ok '
& Then Walked way
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Moral Of The Story -
Moral Voral Kuch Nhi larky Koi Khaas Nahi Thi
Aanso Ponchne wala har koi Mill jaye ga.
Lakin.
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Naak Ponchne wala Koi Nahi Mille ga.
So Rumal Apne Sath Rakho ,,,
Dedicated to All girls-
ladko ko apna dil na dena.
Dil ke jzbat ye kya janenge.
Low waist jeans to sambhlti nhi.
Hmara DIL kya 'GHANTA' smbhalnge???
Sara din rotay rahen koi nahi puchta :(
Lekin jab
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koi msg perhtay waqt hans rahe ho tou usi time sab puchne lag jate hain
KIS KA MSG HAI
hmmmm'mmmmm'mmmmmmm kon hy ?
GF: Pee ke Car mat chalana, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
BF: Thanx Baby, You are So Caring :-)
Friend: Pee ke Car mat chala, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
Boy: Baap ko Mat Sikhaaaa !
My Luv & My Best Frnd In Sinking
Boat
But I Can Save 0nly 1?
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fir mere dimag me khayal aya.
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sale dono 1 hi boat me akele kr kya
rahe the
dubnay do kamino ko
Welcme 2 DOSTI care centre
Yad krne k liye 1 dbaye
Milne k liye 2 dbaye
Bat krne k liye 3 dbaye
or hme bhul jane k liye
APNA GALA DBaYE.
Zindgi me hamesha 1 baat yad rakho,
Kabhi kisi k dil se matkhelo.
Kyu k dil 1 hi hota hai,
Agar kheln hai h
To kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.
Magazine main parha:
Smoking buri cheez hai to chor di.
Fir aik martaba parha beer pina acha nhi
Wo bhi chor di then
Aik din parha g.f bnana achi baat nhi
Mene magazine parhna chor di ;
Ek Ladka or Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Q Nahi Samajhte?
Qki Khuda Ne Ladke Ko DIMAG Diya Hai Or Ladki Ko Accha DIL
Magar Ladka DIL Se Sochta Hai Or Ladki DIMAG se,
Devdas ne daru k liye Paaro ko
chhod diya,
Ram ne Vachan k liye
ghar chhod diya,
aur
aapne.
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..apne chillar bachaane ke liye
sms karna chhod diya..
Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede
4.Recharge Karade Kamine
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai..
2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago
1-Jiske Piche Me Hu
Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.
2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.
Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?
Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
Kal 2 Logo ko bewakoof banaya
puncho kaise
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Bilkul Aise He Ab 3 Ho Gaye.
Height Of Fashion:
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3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
'Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai' =P
Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi,
Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay
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Kamran Akmal nahi hai
Q: Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati kyu jate hai?
A: Kynki bade kehte hai ki kisiki khushi mein jao na jao par musibat mein zarur jana chahiye.
Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,
Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,
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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->
Dedicated To PAKKE FRNDZ :
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Tum kisi aur ke liye honge jaanu, sweet heart, darling, ya baby, babu.
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Mere liye to tum Kutte the, Kamine ho aur Haramkhor hi rahoge.!! ;)
Ladki ka dil
Pani ki tarah hota he.. aur
Ladke ka Dil Mobile ki tarah hota he..
chahe mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe, barbad to Mobile hi hota he
Kaash Facebook pe “Add as a girlfriend” ka option hota
Saala propose karne ka panga hi khatam Accept kar liya to maan gayi nahi to
facebook pe kaun si ladkiyo ki kami hai…
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Woh taaza thanda paani…
Woh khushbudar saabun…
Bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hua…
Arre yaar…
Tum kya jano…
Ki…
Roz nahane mein kya mazaa hai.
5Œ4 jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
Zahir hai
AAP
to ho nhi skte
to
KOI AUR HI HOGA
Wo konsa essa saanp hai
jis k kaatne se sath wala insan kush hota hai . . .
Nai pata ?
Bilkul nai ?
Ludo wala SAANP
AapKo Meri Kon C Aadat BURI Lagti Hai?
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Reply Keeta Tay
Teri Khair Nai.
After 7 Days!
After 159 Hrs!
After 16890 Mins
After 1015200seconds!
Sub Log...
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein
Choose any no.
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2
3
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5
6
7
8
9
10
&
den
i'll tell u
nothng.
Tum logon ko to CHASKA hi pad gya h.
Mai kya octopus baba hoon!
Depresion of a single boy-
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Koi mujh par emotional atyachar ka loyality test hi karwa le
Kam se kam 5din k liye koi to milegi.
Gusse Ka Aana 'Mard' Hone K Nishani
Hai..
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Magar..
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Gusse Ko Pee Jana
'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani
Hai..!!
Awara ladko se jada kismat wale
to Gali k kutte hote hai..
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kam se kam ladki palat palat k
dekhti toh hai, aa raha hai
kya .
Dooooooooooor se dekha to kitaben pari thin,
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Qareeb jane ka to sawaal hi peda nahi hota..
Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab
Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara
Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka
Answer Ek Hai..
Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai..
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To Saale Sawaal Bhi To
Ek Hi Tha
Back Bencher Boy 2 A Girl:
Chalo Ek Bar Phir Se
Ajnabi Banjaen Hum Dono
Girl Look Behind And Replied:
Pehle Konsa Tu Meri Phupo Ka Larka Hai
Chal Nikal Shabash
Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta
The Awesome Lines From School Days..
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'OYE! Tune Homework Kiye.. ? ?
'Nahi'
'Chal Sahi Hai Phir Sath Mein Bahar Nikalenge.
If D 1st Button In A
Shirt Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will
B Wrong.
Great Lines Said By
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ASLAM DARZI =P
Sari Achi Baate'n Sirf Shakespeare
Hii Kare Ga Kia
Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.
Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke kyo kiya
8. mere brother ki profile
Apne Baarey May Kabhi bura mat socho,,
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kyu ki uske liye Uper wale ne hamare rishtedaar, padosiyo or aas paas ke logo ko pura theka diya hai,,
Isliye bindaas jiyo,, tension lene ka nhi dene ka,,,
what is '143'
I love you?
NO
I Miss you?
NO
I like you?
NO
143 means 'ONE HUNDRED FORTY THREE'
maa baap ne kitni umeed se parhaya tha nalaiko ..
Saadi mai dulhan ko gungat mai,
Kyo rekha jaata hai.?
Nhi pata..?
Socho socho..!!
Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikl jaye ki,
Abe ye to meri girlfriend hai.
Daaru peene ke liye kisi ko force nahi karna chahiye.
baad me apne liye kam pad jaati hai....
Latest Exam time song - 'subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de' Warna
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. Milega zero.. o O o o
Milega zero.. o O o O :o
Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem.!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears.!!!
Saali gaYi kahan.?
What is the diffrence between man and monkey ?
Very simple.. Monkey 'dal pe' kudta hai aur
Man 'dal ke' kudta hai.
hum aapko khone nhi denge,
apne se juda kbi hone nhi denge,
aaj hi bhijwa rahe hai 10,000 macher,
jo raat bhar aapko sone nhi denge
Jina sirf mere liye'
Ye sms tere liye'
Kabhi khushi kabhi gum'
Sms na honge kam'
Fir hera feri'
Ab sms ki bari teri'
Kabhi alvida na kahna'
Hamesha sms karte rehna.
If we both exchange one rupee, we have one rupee.
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if we both exchange one good thought, we have two good thoughts.. :)
wooww....em kinna wadddda Genius naaa :)
thnku thnku
Agr Apko Mujse jyada acha dost Mile To Chle Jana
Pr Jb Wo Apko Chode To Piche Dkhna
Hum Wahi Pr Rhenge Aap k Intzr Me
Sirf Ye Khne K Liye
“Krali Bezti Aja Hun”
duniya ke sach:-
1.aap khu8li aankho pe sabun nahi laga sakte.
2.aap apne baal nhi gin sakte.
3.jeebh bahar ho to saans nhi le sakte.
ab jeebh andar kar lo stupid lag rahe ho.
khuda kare kisi ko mohabat me judai na mile.
wah wah wah!!!
aur jo mujhe msg na kare use thand me rajai na mile.
AAp ke liye khush khabri.
Subah Subah ab toilet jane ki Zarurat nahi,
Q ki.
Ab HUGGIES Sirf Rs. 20 mein.
COME ON INDIA
KARLO TOILET CHADDI MEIN.
Height 0f Medical PJ: If A Boy Has 'Magnetic
Personality'
n
Still Can't Attract The Desired
Girl.
That Means Larki Mein Iron ki Kami He..
Puri LIFE ko Sudharne k liye 1 WIFE kafi he
Par 1 WIFE ko sudharne k liye puri LIFE b kam he
-Swami Dukhiya Nandji
Arz Kiya hein ,
Koi Larki Humien Thukra day tou gham NaHi ,
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WaH-WaH !! ,
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Koi Larki Humien Thukra day to gham NaHi ,
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Arre doob Mare Wo kAmini Jiski Kismat mai Hum Nahi
Arz kiya h..................!i! ?
koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum nhi,
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,
Are us ladki ki maa ki...
kismat footi jiske damad hm nhi;
Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
Students attitude -
Samandar se bolo apne lehrain smbhal k rakhy
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kyu k zindagi mai toufan lany k liye hamry results he kafi hain :->
Said By True Lover
'I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You'
Means
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'Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay Tum Say Shadi Kar Loon.
Per Tu Itni Burie Bhi Nahi K Time Pass Na Kar Sakoon
RAHUL GANDHI-mai desh k maujuda halat se bahut chintit hoon.
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MERE KAMAANE KI BARI AAI TO SAALE BHRASTACHAR HI BAND KAR RHE HAIN.
Apna dimag test karna hai to: .Apna sir cow k muh k aage karo.Agar cow door jaye to samjho GOBAR hai AUR Agar paas aye to samjho ke BHUUSA hai.
KOI TUMHE BOLE U R CRAZY, DON'T BE ANGRY KOI BOLE U R STUPID B COOL YAAR GUSSA MAT HONA PAR AGAR KOI BOLE U R SMART MAAR SALE KO MAJAK KI BHI HAD HOTI HAI.
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Besharmon Ki Tarah
SMS Receive Kari Jao
Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!!
Boys ke Dil ki sabse badi khwaish.!.!.??
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Khud kitne bhi bade kamine honge,
par Ladki shareef chahiye..!:
Aaj Mere Phon Aur Sim Card Ki Shadi Ki Salgira Hai,
Abhi Inbox Mein Choti Si Party Rakhi Hai,
Toh Aap Sms Bhej Ke Party Me
Shamil Ho Jao Njoy De Party..
SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile Night Plans Ne To Hume Bhuka Mar Diya He
Dosto
Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota He
Ek Ladki Ka Dard
Kaash woh jaan maang lete to woh bhi de deti
haste haste,
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Par bewafa ne
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'FACEBOOK KA PASSWORD' maang liya,
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Bus Ho gaya breakup..!
Har Koi Pochta He Karte Kya Ho Tum,
Unhe lagta hain Jese mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nhi hain
Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar
mai ek ladki ke saath date maar raha tha
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Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
kal wali zayda achi thi ;)
Jab koi ladki Ghar se Bhag jane ki Dhamki De To Uske Maa-Baap ko chahiye ki
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Use Ganji kr K Baitha de.6 Mahine Tak Bhagne ka naam nhi legi....
Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha...
kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai ..
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha..
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shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr...
Woh Gire Hum Par Bijli Ke Khambe Ki Tarah.
Aey Mere Doston.
Khuda Ki Kasam Maza Aa Gaya Currant Kha Kar.!
wo kah kar gayi
k hamara wait karna
jamana bit gaya o
aai hi nai aur hum aaj bhi weight
machine liye intezar kar rahe hai..
Zindgi Me
'Girl Frnd' Banana B Bahut Zaruri Hai.
Pucho Q?
QKi.
Zindgi Me Khushya Hi Sab Kuch Nhi Hoti
Gam Bhi Zaruri Hai Dost.
what is another pain full sentence other than
'I Hate You'
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KITNE MARKS AAYE..!
By God..Dil toot sa jata hai..!
Wo aaj bhi sardi me tithur rahi hai doston.
Mene ek bar us se bas itna kaha tha k
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Sweater k bina Katrina Kaif lagti ho.: )
The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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' Haye mera shareef bacha' :p hahahahaha..
what is Tension?
1 sundar ladki ne apse lift mangi
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi
Aap use hospital le gaye
Dr.Bola-Aap baap banne wale ho
HO GAYI TENSIOn
Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya or Bola-
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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam he, Thoda Dheere
Baba Ramdev: Swiss Bank se
Black Money INDIA le aao.
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Rajnikanth-Khabardar,Koi Mere
GULLAK ko hath nahi
lagayega!.
Dard Dene Se Mohhbatt Badhti He
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Ye Keh Kar Wo Meri Ungli Darwaze Me Fasa Gayi.
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' Aaaeeii
Story of the day Ek ladka raste se ja raha tha.Usse ek chirag mila.Uss ne usse ghisa.Tho ek zordaar dhamaka hoa.moral of the story:Aladin ka zamana gaya,beta, ye bomb ka zamana hai-Mumbai Police
After Valentine's Day
15th Feb:-Slap Day (dhisooooom)
16th Feb:-Gift wapas Day
17th Feb:-Ladai Day
18th Feb:-Manane ki koshish Day
19th Feb:-Break-up Day
20th Feb:-Dusri Dhundho Day
RAM JI KE LANKA JEETNE K BAAD
SHURPNAKHA : Mera KYA Hoga?
RAMJI : Kalyug me Ayodhya pe raaj karogi, MAYAWATI Naam Hoga, par VIVAH phir bhi nahi hoga
Ram* kisi ko mare nahi ..
kyonki sabke dataa *Ram* ..
hum sab yuhi mar jayenge ..
kar kr k khote kaaaaaam..jai ho..
1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.
Boy:
I Love U.
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir
Kya aapko pata hai FRIDGE or FACEBOOK me kya saman hota hai....
'Apko pata hai ki iss me ku6a bhi nahi bhir bhi KHOL KHOL ke dekhenge'
Attitude During VIVA :
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External- Kya Karke Aaye Ho ?
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Me- Breakfast !! Aur Aap ??..
Galti se aapka number deleter hogaya.
Ek mis call kar do.
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sbko bheja,dekna jinke paas bilkul dimaag nahi he wo call karegne.
Dharkan ruk gai meri to,,,
ye Sunn kar
FARAZ
JaB Light gai aur kaam wali Maasi Ne kaha
'what the hell is this';-)
U Dont have generator..??
Tupuk
Chota Mendak Gira
Tupuk
Chota mendak Gira
Tupuk
Chota Mendak Gira
Dhadam
Bada Mendak Gira
College Days:-
TV - 3 ghanta
PC - 2 ghanta
Sona - 12 ghanta
Khelna - 3 ghanta
Dost - 2 ghanta
GF/BF - 2 ghanta
Aur padhai
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!!! GHANTA !!!
PHILOSPHY of students: Kbi socha aaj pdhenge.,Kbi socha kl pdhenge.,Fir socha jb exms ayege tb pdhengeOr jb xam aye tb socha'Ab kya Khak pdhenge'
hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar,
tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar.
maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar,
tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kata murga samaj kar.
Wikipedia:I know everything.
Google:I have everything.
Facebook:I know everybody.
Internet:Without me u all are nothing.
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Electricity:Awaz niche.
Sci.khta h ki? Pani boil krne se ktanu mrjt hPar sci. ko ye nhi pata ki kitanu k mrne k bd un ki Dead bodies to pani me hi reh jti h,Stupid!Ma kasam bachpan se genius hu lekin kabhi ghamnd nhi kiya
Koi mujhe batao ki ye sale 4 log kaun hai jo meri life me mere se b jyda intrestd h
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Qki ghrwale hmesha yhi kehte rehte h.
' 4 LOG DEKHENGE TO KYA SOCHENGE '
Ye baat sunke mere Haatho se Gol gappa h gir gya.
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Jab Gol gappe wale ne kaha- 'Please give Your Feedback on Our Facebook Page'..
10yrs phle 1 samosa 50p ka aur 1 mobil cal 8rs.ka,
Aaj 1 cal 50pa ka & 1 samosa 8rs ka..
Mehangai badhi nahi,bas idhar udhar hui hai.
Yours,
Dr.Manmohan singh
Patang Rs=175
Dori Rs.250
Firki=Rs.50
Total=Rs.475
Wastage of money
ROYAL STAG=Rs.350
Piyo aur patang ke sath khud bhi udo..
Msg in demand for college students_
Hoto pe hasi aur dil mein gum hai.
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hoto pe hasi ,aur dil me gum hai.
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kya teri bhi attendance 75% se kam hai.?
Ye zindagi bhut chhoti si
hai so enjoy karo..
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. kya pata..
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kab PYAR ho jaye aur
life tabah ho jaye..
2 Line pesh kar raha houn..pasand aaye to taaliyan bajakar duaon se navaziega.
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SHUKRIYA.:-)
Awesum fact...
Colleges & schools ko log swarg kente hai...
Tabhi toh bujurg log kente hai ki ' jodiyaan swarg me banayi jaati hai
es ko Dhyan Se Dekho. ..
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<) . (>
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Fir Se Dekho !!
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kuch Farq Dikha.?
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HAATH kaat Diye congress ko vote diya tha ....samjhe
no drama
no excuse
no sorry
no thanks
& don't say i m busy
always say..
yar tere liye to meri jan b hazir he..
bs kabhi mangio mt..
You are truly a blessing from God.
Thank you for being my partner, spouse, lover, and friend.
Happy Anniversary
No one else would understand our relationship,
and no one else in this world would understand me the way you do.
Happy Anniversary!
One day a year to recognize 364 other days of putting up with me,
it doesn't seem fair.
Thank you for working so hard and putting up with me.
Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,
May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As You Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding
Happy Anniversary
and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Remember the yesterdays
Plan your tomorrows
And celebrate your today
Happy anniversary to a lovely couple
God bless both of you
BLISS to fill ur souls peace to fill ur spirits,
joys to fill the home you'll share these are the
wishes for u with care love to fill ur hearts,
as your happy married life together starts.
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
To the beautiful couple in all the land
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Hoping that the love, u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
As we learn, let us share.
As we take, let us give.
As we weep, let us care.
As we love, let us live.
Best Wishes On ur
Wedding Anniversary
A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband. Allow me, dear, for our anniversary to wish you to share this long life with me!
Let your love never goes away,
let your life will always be interesting and full of happiness!
Happy Anniversary!
You have made me a better person by loving me for who I am. Happy anniversary
Your anniversary is a time
For sharing ur affection
It's obvious the two of u
Have quite a deep connection!
When I look at you, my dear
It doesn't seem like you've aged
To me you're just as beautiful
As the day we became engaged.
Happy Anniversary.
Hoping that the love you shared years ago is still as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy love and happiness to celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.
Another year to create
precious memories together.
Another year to discover
new things to enjoy abt each other.
Another year to strengthen
a marriage that defines forever.
Happy Anniversary!
The day is here again, I cant remember every moments of that day, but I could remember when I first looked at your eyes. Happy Anniversary Sweetheart.
On ths special day
best wishes go to U
that ths wonderfull luv you share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my LOVE
I'll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love my beauty I don't know what I'd do
Your loving and thoughtful Just to mention two'
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Happy Anniversary
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute 'Happy Anniversary'
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife/loving Husband,
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you?re my darling wife/Husband.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
Happy Anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
We've Had Our Ups And Downs, This We Both Know,
Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,
But Our Love For Each Other,
Had No Attached Strings.
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said 'I do.'
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!
A house is built by hands. but a home is built by hearts! u can live without something. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure, when you fixed your eyes on me. That day I'll always treasure I love you 'Happy Anniversary'
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Lambi Umar ke liya
kya karna chahiye?
Ans= Shadi
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Us se kya
Zindagi Lambi ho jati hay?
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Ans= Nahi,Lambi lagne lagti hay!.
The day that changed in my life
The day that brought happiness in my life
The day when I proposed you
Is today and now I am with you
Days have passed on, years have gone
But my love has not been changed for you
And still I can propose you 'I Love You'
The day when I met you
The day when I proposed you
The day when I entered into my life
Has come again in our life
You make my life so bright
My love for you will never be light
I still love you my dear wife.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
All the memories have brightened again
The same day has come again
It feels nice to think again
We are spending a nice life till then
Thanks for coming in my life and
For making the day special now and then
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
Its being for a long time that
We are walking holding our hands together
I can still remember the first day
When I got you in my life
Your presence has made the day so special
Which has come again.
Happy Anniversary
I cant forget the first day of our life
My life has changed from that night
A special gift on a special day for you my life
Saying thanks to you my lovely wife.
The way you love me
The way you come in my life
I wish the journey should never be end
Till I die.
Thanks for making the day special in my life.
Happy Anniversary.
If the journey has never been end
If the day remains same
We will never live apart from each other then
And this day will come again and again
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy, love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
“Happy Anniversary”
Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad,
Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad,
Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain,
Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad,
Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain ,
kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad,
meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay,
Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad…
Happy Anniversary!
Ye Be Khudi Ye Laboon Ki Hansi Mubarik Ho
Tumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Ho
Kabhi Na Aaye Koi Ghum Qareeb Tumhaare
Jahaan Mein Sab Se Ache Hoon Naseeb Tumhare
Khaloos , Pyar Bhari Dosti Mubarik Ho
Tumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Hoo
Aaj Tumhaari Saalgirah Hai
Dekho Hum Ko Yaad Hai Naa
Hum To Sirf Dua Go LoG
Khaak-o-Mahar Ka Kia Sanjog
Paas Rahain Yaa Door Rahain
Wahshat Say Ranjoor Rahain
Wahan Mehfil Aabad Hai Naa
Aaj Tumhari Saalgirah Hai
Dekho Hum Ko Yaad Hai Naa
Kaisay Kaisay Khawaab Bunay
Rang Barangay Phool Chunay
Un Ke Haath Pe Haath Rahay Gaa
Saalgirah Kaa Cake Katay Gaa
Khawab Har Aik Barbaad Hai Naa
Aaj Tumhari Saalgirah Hai
Dekho Hum Ko Yaad Hai Naa
Hamari To Duaa Hai, Koi Gila Nahi
Wo Gulaab Jo Aaj Tak Khila Nahi
Aaj Ke Din Aapko Wo Sab Kuch Mile
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Kabhi Mila Nahi
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
“Happy Anniversary”
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
“”'”Happy Anniversary.”'”
You are truly a blessing from God.
Thank you for being my partner, spouse, lover, and friend.
Happy Anniversary
No one else would understand our relationship,
and no one else in this world would understand me the way you do.
Happy Anniversary!
One day a year to recognize 364 other days of putting up with me,
it doesn't seem fair.
Thank you for working so hard and putting up with me.
Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,
May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As You Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding
Happy Anniversary
and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Remember the yesterdays
Plan your tomorrows
And celebrate your today
Happy anniversary to a lovely couple
God bless both of you
BLISS to fill ur souls peace to fill ur spirits,
joys to fill the home you'll share these are the
wishes for u with care love to fill ur hearts,
as your happy married life together starts.
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
To the beautiful couple in all the land
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Hoping that the love, u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
As we learn, let us share.
As we take, let us give.
As we weep, let us care.
As we love, let us live.
Best Wishes On ur
Wedding Anniversary
A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband. Allow me, dear, for our anniversary to wish you to share this long life with me!
Let your love never goes away,
let your life will always be interesting and full of happiness!
Happy Anniversary!
You have made me a better person by loving me for who I am. Happy anniversary
Your anniversary is a time
For sharing ur affection
It's obvious the two of u
Have quite a deep connection!
When I look at you, my dear
It doesn't seem like you've aged
To me you're just as beautiful
As the day we became engaged.
Happy Anniversary.
Hoping that the love you shared years ago is still as strong today as it was then bringing you much joy love and happiness to celebrate again. Happy Anniversary.
Another year to create
precious memories together.
Another year to discover
new things to enjoy abt each other.
Another year to strengthen
a marriage that defines forever.
Happy Anniversary!
The day is here again, I cant remember every moments of that day, but I could remember when I first looked at your eyes. Happy Anniversary Sweetheart.
On ths special day
best wishes go to U
that ths wonderfull luv you share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my LOVE
I'll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love my beauty I don't know what I'd do
Your loving and thoughtful Just to mention two'
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Happy Anniversary
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute 'Happy Anniversary'
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife/loving Husband,
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you?re my darling wife/Husband.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
Happy Anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
We've Had Our Ups And Downs, This We Both Know,
Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,
But Our Love For Each Other,
Had No Attached Strings.
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said 'I do.'
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that's best!
A house is built by hands. but a home is built by hearts! u can live without something. if u hav someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY.
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure, when you fixed your eyes on me. That day I'll always treasure I love you 'Happy Anniversary'
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
Lambi Umar ke liya
kya karna chahiye?
Ans= Shadi
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.
Us se kya
Zindagi Lambi ho jati hay?
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Ans= Nahi,Lambi lagne lagti hay!.
The day that changed in my life
The day that brought happiness in my life
The day when I proposed you
Is today and now I am with you
Days have passed on, years have gone
But my love has not been changed for you
And still I can propose you 'I Love You'
The day when I met you
The day when I proposed you
The day when I entered into my life
Has come again in our life
You make my life so bright
My love for you will never be light
I still love you my dear wife.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
All the memories have brightened again
The same day has come again
It feels nice to think again
We are spending a nice life till then
Thanks for coming in my life and
For making the day special now and then
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
Its being for a long time that
We are walking holding our hands together
I can still remember the first day
When I got you in my life
Your presence has made the day so special
Which has come again.
Happy Anniversary
I cant forget the first day of our life
My life has changed from that night
A special gift on a special day for you my life
Saying thanks to you my lovely wife.
The way you love me
The way you come in my life
I wish the journey should never be end
Till I die.
Thanks for making the day special in my life.
Happy Anniversary.
If the journey has never been end
If the day remains same
We will never live apart from each other then
And this day will come again and again
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy, love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
“Happy Anniversary”
Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad,
Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad,
Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain,
Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad,
Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain ,
kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad,
meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay,
Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad…
Happy Anniversary!
Ye Be Khudi Ye Laboon Ki Hansi Mubarik Ho
Tumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Ho
Kabhi Na Aaye Koi Ghum Qareeb Tumhaare
Jahaan Mein Sab Se Ache Hoon Naseeb Tumhare
Khaloos , Pyar Bhari Dosti Mubarik Ho
Tumhein Ye Saalgirah Ki Khushi Mubarik Hoo
Aaj Tumhaari Saalgirah Hai
Dekho Hum Ko Yaad Hai Naa
Hum To Sirf Dua Go LoG
Khaak-o-Mahar Ka Kia Sanjog
Paas Rahain Yaa Door Rahain
Wahshat Say Ranjoor Rahain
Wahan Mehfil Aabad Hai Naa
Aaj Tumhari Saalgirah Hai
Dekho Hum Ko Yaad Hai Naa
Kaisay Kaisay Khawaab Bunay
Rang Barangay Phool Chunay
Un Ke Haath Pe Haath Rahay Gaa
Saalgirah Kaa Cake Katay Gaa
Khawab Har Aik Barbaad Hai Naa
Aaj Tumhari Saalgirah Hai
Dekho Hum Ko Yaad Hai Naa
Hamari To Duaa Hai, Koi Gila Nahi
Wo Gulaab Jo Aaj Tak Khila Nahi
Aaj Ke Din Aapko Wo Sab Kuch Mile
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ko Kabhi Mila Nahi
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
“Happy Anniversary”
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
“”'”Happy Anniversary.”'”
Aaj teri yaaad ko seene se laga ke roye, khayalo me tujhe pas bulake roye, haazar baar pukara tujhko tanhai me, har bar tujhe paas na pakar roye.
Usey Kehna K Mere Marny Par Aansoo na bahay...!
K Mujhe Apni Mout Sy Ziada Usky Aanso ka dukh ho ga.
USNE PUCHA MAIN KANHA HOON? maine kaha tu meri saanso main dil main khayalo main dhadkan main ruh main nas nas main hai.USNE POOCHA MAIN KANHA NAHI HOON? maine kaha shayad meri 'KISMAT MAIN'.
Mujhe aaj bhi uske pyaar ki shiddat ronay nahi deti
Wo Kehte The Mar Jayenge Tere Aansun K Girne Se Pehle..
Dil yeh nadaan na samjhe duniya ki rashmo ko,
Chali hai ishq ka izaar karne.
Lakh manaya padh phir bhi na mana kamwaqt ne
Zaher pi karr bhi rok na paya
Aankhon ki aasuyon ko.
In aansuon ki kuch to kadar karr meri jaan
Isme chupa hai mohabbat tere liye
Youn to mera zanazaa uthega teri jane ke baad
Jisme ek tajmahal banayenge tere liye.
Kar diya kurban khud ko, hamne wafa ke naam par,
Chod gaye wo hamko akela majburiyo ke naam par.
Kabhi Na Aaye Mere Saath Chalke.
Hamesha Gaye Muje Barbaad Karke.
Agar Kabhi Aa Jao Meri Mayaat Pe.
To Keh Dena Abhi Soya Hain Tuje Yaad Karke
Sheeshe ke dil me thi tasveer teri bassi,
Sheesha toh tod diya, parr tasveer na chura saki.
Mila kya tujhe mere iss dil se khelkar,
Jaan hi chahiye thi toh maang kar dekhi hoti..
Gham hai ki woh hume samajh na sake,
hum mil karr bhi mil na sake,
do pal ki khushuyan thi meri zindegi mein,
gam hai ki ushe v hum rok na sake
dil mein patthar rakh ke unse mooh mora humne,
khud ko tod k unka dil toda humne,
na jane kitane sitam saha tere liye is dil ne,
padh kuch gila v na kar paya humne
Khushiyaan ek kahani ban k rah gayi,
milte milte yeh dooriyaan badti gayi,
na jane kahaan gayi woh khilti huyi mausam,
dil mein ek andhera si cha gayi.
Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake
Dard se hath na milate to or kya karte,
Gam ke aansoo na bahate to or kya karte.
Usne maangi thi humse roshni ki dua,
Hum khud ko na jalate to or kya karte.
Dil rote gayi padh honto se muskaan na chuta,
zindegi humse dur huyi padh pyaar ka dhaga na toota,
samne hai kohra hi kohra padh teri surat aankhon se na chuta
Mere beete huye zindegi ki kuch itni si kahani thi,
Kuch hum khud badbaad huye the.
Kuch unki meharbaani thi,
Dil dard ke samander me doob gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya,
Tha itna pyaar ess Dil me, ki uske bagair kabar me bhi soya na gaya.
Apni kismat ke aage bebas hai Insaan, bebas hai khuwab haqeeqat ke aage, Koi ruki hui Dhadkan se puche, kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat ke aage.
Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri sun lo apni suna ne se pahle.
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hein ye aankhen muskurane se pahle.
Na jane kaun hai hum,
na jane kya hain meri phechaan,
koi to jise hum kahe ske aapne,
jiske liye hum na rahe anjaan
hum jal kar v roshni failate rahe,
isliye log hume jalate rahe,
mere jalne ko kisi ne dekha hi nahi,
meri roshni pe sab mushkurate rahe.
Aapki judai rulati rahegi,
aapki yaad aati rahegi,
Har pal jaan jaati rahegi,
Hai jab tak Dil me dhadkan,
Saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
Dil se jaane waale ko kaho, aaj is tarah jaaye
ki,
Har Dil ko lage chot, har aankh bhar aaye.
Rukhsat ho jaayenge aapke Gulshan se, daal se gire hue phool bankar,
Aaapki nigaahon se bah jaayenge ham ashqon ki barish bankar.
Mera saath na de koi, chalna mujhe aata hai,
Har Aag se Wakif hoon, jalnaa mujhe aata hai.
Kabhi usne apna hame banaya hi nahi,
jootha hi sahi pyaar jataaya hi nahi.
kasoor apna hum maan bhi jaate,
par kya kare kasoor hamara hume btaya hi nahi.
Ek me jo chah kar bhi tumse kuch kah na saki,
ek tum jo samajh kar bhi rah gaye anjaan hoke,
Kami to kuch nahi thi hamari chahato me,
Na jane qyu fir bhi ham aap se mil na sake
Is kadar hum unhe manane nikle,
Unki chahaat ke hum deewane nikle,
Jab bhi unhe dil ka haal batana chaha,
Unke hothon se waqt na hone ka bahana nikle
Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hain,
Kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha khaya hain,
Kyon dosh dete hain hum kaanto ko,
Zakhm to humne phulo se hi paya hain.
Teri dosti ne diya sukoon itna,
ke tere baad koi acha na lage.
Tujhe karni hain bewafai to is ada se kar,
ke tere baad koi bewafa na lagey.
Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake
Dard se hath na milate to or kya karte,
Gam ke aansoo na bahate to or kya karte.
Usne maangi thi humse roshni ki dua,
Hum khud ko na jalate to or kya karte.
Dil rote gayi padh honto se muskaan na chuta,
zindegi humse dur huyi padh pyaar ka dhaga na toota,
samne hai kohra hi kohra padh teri surat aankhon se na chuta
Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.
Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!
Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya
Ye raat itni tanha kiyu hoti hain?
Aapne kismat se sabko sikayad kiyu hoti hain?
Ye kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti hain,
Jise hum paa nahi sakte,
Ussise hi mohabbat kiyu hoti hain?
Pyar barish ki bundo ki tarah hai,
Jisko shune ki khwahish me
Hatheliya to gili ho jati hai
Par hath hamesha khali hi rehte hai…
Dar kar jiye na hum kabhi aisa mera ailaan rahe,
pyaar mohabbat mile sabko aur humari shan rahe,
jane anjane me koi bhul na ho hum se aisi ,
ki dosto ki mehfil me hum pal bhar ke mehman rahe…
Woh paas hi na aaye toh izhaar kya karte.
khud bane nishana toh shikar kya karte.
marne par bhi khuli rahi hamari aankhein.
issey zyada kisi ka intezar kya karte…
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain,
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain,
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye,
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain …
Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
Bhari basant me jaise phool gir pade,
Dukh ye nahi ki unhone hame alavida kaha,
Dukh to ye hai ki uske baad vo khud bhi ro pade…
Na wo aa sake na hum kabhi jaa sake ,
Na dard dil ka kisi ko suna sake ,,
Bas baithe hai yaadon main unki ,
Na unhone yaad kiya aur na hum unko bhula sake .
Jo humara pyaar hai,
Unhe kisi aur se pyaar hai,
Bas haar gaye hum yah jaankar,
Ki jisse unhe pyaar hai , Wo humara yaar hai …
a wo aa sake na hum kabhi jaa sake ,
Na dard dil ka kisi ko suna sake ,,
Bas baithe hai yaadon main unki ,
Na unhone yaad kiya aur na hum unko bhula sake .
Din Me Deepak Jalane Se Kya Hoga ,
Raakh Me Aag Lagane Se Kya Hoga,
Jab Aapko Aati Hi Nahi Hamari Yaad,
Toh Phir Yaad Dilane Se Kya Hoga?
Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein,
Aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar,
Hamein to wo mitti mein mila dete hain..
Bohut dur ho mager bahut pass rahty ho…
Aankhon se dur sahi…
Mager dil ka pass rehty ho…
Mujhe bas itna batao …
Kya tum bi mera bina udas rehty ho…
Tammana se nahi tanhaee se darte hain,
Pyar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain.
kisi ko mil jati hai rangin baharen.
kisi ko chaman bhi nhi milta.
kisi ki kabar par banta hai taj mahal.
kisi ko kafan bhi nhi milta..
ae khuda ek pal ke liye use mera bana de.
kitna chahte h use koi ye bta de
har pal dekhu sirf sapne usi ke.
na jagu khuda aisi neend sula de..
aaina humne tod diya.is khayal se ki shayad
humari taqdir badal jaegi
hume kya pata ki tute aaine k har tukde me
fir wahi tasveer nazar aaegi..
Yaad mein teri aahein bharta hai koi
har saans ka saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi
maut sach hai ek roz aani hai sabko
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi.
Duniya me koi kisi ka nhi hota,mrne wale ke sath mrta,magar mrne ki bat to door,yanha to jite g koi yad nhi krta,
Anjaane mein dil gawa baithe,Is pyaar mein kaise dhoka kha baithe,Unse kya gila kare,Bhul hamari thi jo bina dil walo se dil laga baithe
Pine do sharaab abhi to shaam baki hai,Aye dost tere naam ka ek jaam baki hai.
Jana hai ladkhadate hue maikhane se,Pine do abhi to kadmo me jaan baki hai.!!
log phoolo ko mohabbat karte h,
kanto ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kanto se mohabbat karte h,
kyo ki phool ne hume barbad kiya..
kanch chubhe to nishan reh hi jata h,
dil tute to arman reh hi jata h,
laga to deta h waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umar bhar ek jakham reh hi jata h..
Anjaane mein dil gawa baithe,
Is pyaar mein kaise dhoka kha baithe,
Unse kya gila kare,
Bhul hamari thi jo bina dil walo se dil laga baithe
BuJHe CHaRaG JLaNa To BaHaNa Tha
Muze To HaWa ka zoR AJMaNa Tha
JhuThi Thi CHaHaT UnKi
JaNTeThe HuM
Pr Unse kiYa HuA waDa Muze NiBHaNa Tha
Kaash meri bhi parvah kisi ne ki hoti , To ye duniya hanse ruswa na huyi hoti, Agar aata aap jaisa muskurana hame bhi , To hamse bhi kisi ne muhbbat ki hoti
Touching Lines
Just Before Death...
Don`t Burn Me immediately After My Death,
My Frnds Have A HABBIT OF Coming LaTe.
Meri Kabar Par Rone Mat Aana,
Mujhse Pyar Hai Ye Kehne Mat Aana, _
Me Dunia Me Hu Tab Tak Satao Mujhko,
Jab Me So Jau To Jagane Mat Ana
tujh sa koi jami par dusra hua to,
rab se shikayat hogi.
teri taraf mere shiva rukh kisi gair ka hua to,
kayamat se pahle kayamat hogi.
Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe na kahe.
saji rahe duniya teri khushiyo se hamesha,
chahe hum is duniya me rahe na rahe.
mulakat maut ki mehman ho gyi h.
nazar ki duniya viran hio gyi h.
ab meri sanse bhi meri nhi rhi.
ye zindagi uske pyaar pr kurban ho gyi h.
pyaar karne walo ki kismat buri hoti h.
mulakat judai se judi hoti h.
waqt mile to pyaar ki kitab padhna.
hr pyaar karne wale ki kahani adhuri hoti h..
sache pyar ki koi jagah nhe hoti..
pyar mai kabhi inteha nhe hoti..
hume kya maluum kya hota hai pyar.
hume to bus itna pta hai yaro..
ki pyar mai kabhi bewafaai nhe hoti..
jii bhar kai ji lo zindgi ..
esmai khushiyo ko bhar jane do.
na kerna pyar kisi sai..
es zindgi ko bina pyar kai he kat jane do..
hume kya pata tha hume bhe kbhe pyar hoga.
chahte to bhut hai hume usey.
magar hume kya pta tha pyar mai dhokha dena
21 century ka nya style hoga..
log kehte hai jiska koi nhe hota,
uska khuda hota hai...
but
sach to ye hai khuda unhe ka hota hai jinke pass
khone kai liye kuch hota..
wo mil jate hai kahani bankar.
dil me bas jate hai nishani bankar.
jinhe hum rakhte hai ankho me.
jane wo kyu nikal jate hai pani bankar.
aaina humne tod diya.is khayal se ki shayad
humari taqdir badal jaegi
hume kya pata ki tute aaine k har tukde me
fir wahi tasveer nazar aaegi..
Yaad mein teri aahein bharta hai koi
har saans ka saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi
maut sach hai ek roz aani hai sabko
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi.
Duniya me koi kisi ka nhi hota,mrne wale ke sath mrta,magar mrne ki bat to door,yanha to jite g koi yad nhi krta,
Anjaane mein dil gawa baithe,Is pyaar mein kaise dhoka kha baithe,Unse kya gila kare,Bhul hamari thi jo bina dil walo se dil laga baithe
Pine do sharaab abhi to shaam baki hai,Aye dost tere naam ka ek jaam baki hai.
Jana hai ladkhadate hue maikhane se,Pine do abhi to kadmo me jaan baki hai.!!
log phoolo ko mohabbat karte h,
kanto ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kanto se mohabbat karte h,
kyo ki phool ne hume barbad kiya..
kanch chubhe to nishan reh hi jata h,
dil tute to arman reh hi jata h,
laga to deta h waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umar bhar ek jakham reh hi jata h..
MuJhe AiSa PyaR KarNa MuJh Pe
DiL_O_Jaan QurBaaN KarNa
**aE JaaN**
HaR 1 KhuSi DuNga 1 DiN TuJhe
BaS KuCh WaQt TaK MeRa
InTZar KrNa.
MeRe”AnKHo K AaSu
BeH JaNe De
Jo BHuL”GaYa USe
BHuL JaNe De
Me”THaK GaYa Hu
DarD-E-JuDaI”SeHTe-SeHTe
Le K”KaFaN”MuJHe
CHaiN-Se So JaNe De
Jab Mausam Me
Khushbu Bikhar Jaye
Jb Chandani Me
Raat Nikhar Jaye
Jab Bevajah Dhadkan
Machal Jaye
To Samjna
Ham Apko Yad Aaye
Dard tera sabase bada lagta hai tujhe e mere hamdum,
bekhabar hu ki kitani kabrein dafan hain ek seene mein,
kasamein, waade, pyaar, wafa, mujhe sabne qatl kiya,
meri rooh ka ghar nahin, phir kya rakha hai jeene mein,
mohobbat ne hame rula diya
jis par marte the usne bhula diya
ham bhi peete gaye use bhulane ke liye
aur ek din us bewafa ne usme bhi zeher mila diya
hum bhi chaar kandho par the
woh bhi chaar kandho par the
fark itna tha woh humari armano ki doli me the hum unki bewafi ke janaje par the
Dil toot gaya ho jiska
Aur dil se aah nikalti hai
Main woh badnaseeb laash hoon
Jo har raat jalti hai
har kisiki takadir acchi nahi hoti
hatho me mohabbat ki lakir nahi hoti
mohabbat mile to kadar kar lena yaro
warana unase pucho jinake mohabbat pass nahi hoti
Jhoot Kehtay Hain Log K Mohabbat Sab Kuch Cheen Leti Hai
Mai ne To Mohabbat Kar K Ghamoon Ka Khazana Paya Hai .. !
zindegi bahut kuch sikhati hai,,
thora hasati hai thora rulati hai,,
khud se zyada kisi pe
bharosa mat karna,,
kyunki andhere me parchai v
sath chor jati hai.
Wo deta hai dard bas hami ko?
Kya samjhe ga wo in ankhon ki nami ko?
Lakhon dewany hon jis ke?
Wo kya mehsos kare ga ik hamari kami ko…
kisi ne hume rulaya to kya bura kiya
dil ko dhukhya to kya bura kiya
hum to pahle se hi tanha the
kisi ne sirf ehsas dila diya to kya bura kiya
Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe gum
nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!
ye yad nhi kab pyar huwa, bus yad raha mujhe pyar huwa, jab pyar huwa sb bhool gaya, ek yad raha bs nam tera, tere pyar me sb bhool gaya , bus yad raha ek sath raha, kuch saalon bad wo humse mile, me pooch bheta kia hal tera, or wo muskura ke bole , aey pagal tu ye to bta kia nam he tera.
Mout ka Aalam Dekh kar to Jameen bhi 2 gaj jagah de deti h
A Khuda.
Fhir ye Insan kya chij h Jo Jinda rahne par bhi Dil me jagah nahi deta.
Mitti de bna ke ghar lehran naal pyar na kri ,
eh ta milan aayian v ghar ujaad dindiya ne....
chahat hai mot ki jo pas nhi aati,
tmanna hai jis khusi ki wo ras nhi aati,
udas ho gayi zindgi rote-2,
ki kuch yade hai jo tadpane se baaz nhi aati.
Mene mangi thi dua aasiyane ki chal pdi aandhiya jmane ki mera gm koi na smj ska q.ki meri aadt thi muskrane ki
Choti si ßaat per koi shikwa na karna , koi bhul ho jaye to maaf karna, naraz tab hona, jab hm rista tod denge, kyonki aisa tab hoga jab hm dunia chor denge.
Na koi meri manzil hai na kinara, tanhai meri mehfil aur yaade mera sahara.. Unse bichad k kuch yu waqt guzra,,kabhi zindagi ko tarse kabhi maut ko pukara.
Bada Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha,
Sikwa Sehne Ka Vada Kiya Tha,
Agar Wo Hume Bhulakar Khush Hai To
Koi Gham Nahin Kyunki Humne To Unko
Khush Rakhne Ka Wada Kiya Tha.
yahan kaun kis ko dil me jagah deta hai, Ped bhi sukhe hue patton ko gira deta hai,Waqif hai hum bhi khoob duniya ke riwaajon se,JAAN nikal jaaye to apna hi koi dafna deta hai.
Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal
kaisa hai.
Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai.
Us ki hasrat hai jise dil se mita bhi na saku,
dundhne us ko chala hu jise pa bhi na saku.
Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi
tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye.
Mohabbat ki daastaan sunaane aaye hai, tabaah karne ke baad wo pyar
jataane aaye hai, aansu poch liye the humne kab ke, magar wo fir se
humein rulaane aaye hain.
i never got what i liked
i never liked what i got
but
still i'm living in a hope that someday i will got what i love
and
i will love what i have.
Pain only come from pure love.u feel it only for the person whom u love.nd u will give it only to the person who loves u.
tears can be trusted more than smile.
Bcoz
u can easily smild at anybody,but cann't cry without true feelings
Mene mangi thi dua asiyane ki chal pdi aandhiya jmane ki mera gm koi na smj ska q. Ki meri aadt thi muskrane ki
TUM Se Milne Ki JUSHTUJU Bhi Hai
DIL Me Tu RUBURU Bhi Hai
Hum Ne Socha K Jala Dale ish Dil Ko
Fir Khayal Aaya Ke is Dil Me Tu Bhi to Hai.
Kabhi Raaste Juda Ho Jaate He
Kabhi Log Khafa Ho Jaate He
Hum To Sab Se Wafa Karte He
Lekin Na Jaane Q Apne Hi
Humse Bewafa Ho Jaate He
Apni Zindgi ki Ajeeb kahani hai,
Jis cheej ko chaha woh Begani hai,
Haste hai to Sirf DUNIYA ke Liye,
Varna in Aankhon Me pani hi pani hai.
Gum ki halat mai muskurana badi baat he
Thokar kha kr dil lagana badi baat he
Inkar kia ho har baar jisne
Har bar usi ko chahna badi baat he
log toot jaate hain ek ghar banane mein
tum taras nahi khaate bastiyaa'n jalane mein
aur jaam tootenge iss sharaab-khane mein
mausmo'n ke aane mein mausmo'n ke jaane mein
har dhadakte patthar ko log dil samajhte hain
umrein beet jaati hain dil ko dil banane mein
fakhta ki majboori ye bhi keh nahi sakti
kaun saanp rakhta hai uske aashiyane mein
doosri koi ladki zindagi mein aayegi
kitni derr lagti hai usko bhool jaane mein
being alone is really better then laughing with d people who hates u but act like loving u.
Koi dikha k roye
Koi chupa k roye
Humein rulanay wale
Humein rula k roye,
Marna ka maza to tab hai janam
Jab qatil bhi Zanaze per aa ker roye
Tujhse door reh kar jiyenge hum kaise,
teri yaad lekar sahenge gam kaise,
aansuon ka behna sambhala nahi jaata,
bheegi palkein lekar hum soyenge kaise.
Na jine ki khusi na marane ka gam.
Gam to hai aap se na milane ka gam.
Jeete hai is aash me, ki kabhi aap hamare ho jaoge.
Marate hai nahi ki aap akele rah jaoge.
Kitni Zulfain Khuleen Kitnay Aanchal Uray Chand Ko Kia Khaber
Kitna Maatam Howa Kitnay Aansoo Bahay Chand Ko Kia Khaber
its hard 2 live alone..
its harder 2 chose sum1 2 love..but the hardest part of loving is 2 admit that u have falling in love with sum1 who can never b urs.
Kyu Khafa Hokar Mujhe Rulate Ho
Raato Ko Jagate Ho,
Manta Hu Sikwe Tumhe Hai
Shikyat Mujhe Bhi Hai
Q Khud Jalte Ho Mujhe Bhi Jalate Ho
Usko Chahte Rahenge Yu Umar Guzar Jyegi
Mout Ayegi Or Zindagi Le Jayegi
Mere Marne Pe B Sanam Ko Rone Na Dena
Usko Rota Dekh Meri Rooh Tadap jayegi
DiL Dhadkan k
Bina
Jism Rooh k
Bina,
INsAn Chahat k
Bina
Husan Tareef k Bina
PhooL khushbo k Bina,
Aur
Hum Udaas Hai
Aap k Bina.
Ujalon Me Reh Ke Andhera Mangti Hu
Raat Ki Chandni Se Savera Mangti Hu
Sone-Chandi Ki Nahi Jrurt Mujhe
Main To Har Sans Me Tera Bsera Mangti Hu.
Sath Roti Thi Or Hasa Karti Thi
VO Ladki Jo Mere Dil Me Basa Karti Thi
Bat Qismat Ki HE Sirf Juda Hogye Hum
Warna VO Toh Muje Taqdir Kaha Karti Thi
Nasha ajib sa hua hai aaj phir
Wo meri rooh mein utre h aj phir
Dur bahut mujhse rhte hai wo magar
Mere kareeb se wo guzre hai aaj Phir
Na Koi Jaane Mujhe Na Main Kisi Ko Janu,
Meri Pehchaan Ko Ab Tum Mita Do,
Main Ab Reh Nahi Sakta us-se Juda ho kr,
Mera Qatal Kar Do Ya Karwa Do.
Aaj Wo Fir Hume Yaad Aa Rahe He
Reh RehKar Hume Sata Rahe He
Kehte The Hamesha Hasti Rehna Tum
Or
Khud Hi Apni Yaad Me muje rula Rahe He.
Muskura kar usne pucha ki
tumne kiyu muskurana chod diya
ab kaese kahe yahi hai alam zindagi ka
tune jab se dil tod diya
Mohabbat me lakho jakham khaye humne
afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi
mat pucho kya gujarti he dil par
jab vo kehte he hame unse pyar nahi
Mujhe Udaas Dekhkar Usne Kaha,
Mere hote hue Tumhe koi Dukh nhi de skta
'PHIR AISA HI HUA'
Zindgi mei Jitne Dukh mile
Sab Usi ne Diye.
Zindgi bhar apka sath na chod payege, Aap samjhte h hum apko bhul jayege, Har koi nhi hota hum jaisa duniya me..Ye baat kisi din aap bhi jaan jayege.
tadpe Bahut pr wo MAAN nhi paye,Es Dil ki Mohabbat JAAN nhi paye,ek Din chale Jayenge es Duniya se, Aur wo kahenge laut Aao HUM Aapko pahchan nhi paye.
Mat naraj ho kisi se itna ki waqt ke fasale par afsos ho jaye ho sakta hai kal usse aap bat karana chahe aur uski dhadkan hamesa ke liye khamos ho jaye..
Milega Waqt To Bulaunga Use
Uske Diye Zakham Dikhaunga Use
Uski ye Tamanna B Puri Karunga Ek Din
Jab Niklegi Akhari Sans Bhul Jaunga Use.
Bahut Khub Hoti He Mohabbat Me Judai,
Sath Deti He Har Waqt Tanhai,
Nigaho Me thehar Jate He AanSu,
Puchti He Zindgi Ab Tak Maut Kyo Nahi Aayi .
Bhool jaane ka hausla na hai na hoga door rehkar bhi
tum juda na hoge apse milkar kisi aur se kya milna
ap sa na tha na hai na hoga..
shaam hote hi ye hi dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo
ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai tumhari yaad aise waqt
aati hai band kamre me jab koi aas pass hota hai
Dard jo tune diya wo gehra diya,karke waada tune mujhko bhula diya,zakhm dene wale tera v sukriya,jo jindgi ka tune matlab samjh diya
Pyar Tumse Na Karte To Kya Karte,
Jivan Tumhare Naam Na Karte To Aur Kya Karte,
Tum Zindagi Ho meri,
Tumpe Na Marte To Aur Kya Karte,
Itna aaitbar rakhna,
khuda k liye,
Meri sari wafaya H tere Liya,
jab tak khuda ne ye zindagi di hai,
Mai jiyunga to sirf tere Liye.
Mayus hona Ek gunah hota H
Milta wahi jo Kismat me likha hota H.
Har Chiz mile hume zaruri nahi,
Kuch Chizo k intzar me hi maza hota H.
maut milti hai na zindgi milti hai.
zindgi ki raaho me bas bebasi milti ha.
rula dete hain kyo mere apne,
jab bhi mujhe koi khushi milti hai.
Hum unhe bhula k b na jee sake,
hum unhe yaad rakh k b na jee sake.
marr jate kabke unke bina, par
hum unko dekhe bina marr b na sake.
Mujhe Talaash Hai Ek Paak Rooh Ki,
Jo Mujhe Sachche DiL-Se Pyar Kare,
Main Un Jismo Ka Aadi Nahi,
Jo Muhabbat Ke Bazar Me Nelaam Hote Hai
Tu Meri Dosti Par 1 Eahsan Kar
Apne Saare Gum Tu Mere 'Naam Kr
Jo Lamhe Rulate H
Tuje Yaad Ban Kr
Wo Aansu Meri Nazro Ke 'Naam kar
asman k tare aksar puchte he mujhse
kya tumhe aaj v intjar he uske lot aane ka ?
Or dil muskura k kahta he 'mujhe to ab tak yakeen nahi hua uske jane ka.
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the.
Yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the.
Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata.
Jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.
parwah karne wale he aksar rula jate he
apna keh kar ek pal me paraya kar jate he
pyar jitna v karo unhe koi fark nahi padta
'mujhe hamesa ese hi pyar karoge na'?
Yeh puchne wale hi tanha chod kar cale jate he.
aaina humne tod diya.is khayal se ki shayad
humari taqdir badal jaegi
hume kya pata ki tute aaine k har tukde me
fir wahi tasveer nazar aaegi..
Din Me Deepak Jalane Se Kya Hoga ,
Raakh Me Aag Lagane Se Kya Hoga,
Jab Aapko Aati Hi Nahi Hamari Yaad,
Toh Phir Yaad Dilane Se Kya Hoga?
Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein,
Aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar,
Hamein to wo mitti mein mila dete hain..
Bohut dur ho mager bahut pass rahty ho…
Aankhon se dur sahi…
Mager dil ka pass rehty ho…
Mujhe bas itna batao …
Kya tum bi mera bina udas rehty ho…
Tammana se nahi tanhaee se darte hain,
Pyar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain..
kisi ko mil jati hai rangin baharen.
kisi ko chaman bhi nhi milta.
kisi ki kabar par banta hai taj mahal.
kisi ko kafan bhi nhi milta..
ae khuda ek pal ke liye use mera bana de.
kitna chahte h use koi ye bta de
har pal dekhu sirf sapne usi ke.
na jagu khuda aisi neend sula de..
Ajnabi Duniya Me Akela Khwab Hu Mai,
Sawalo Se Ghira Ek Jawab Hu Mai,
Jo Na Samajh Sake Unke Lie Koun,
Jo Samajhe Unke Lie Ek Kitaab Hu Mai.
Jab Aapka Naam Juban Par Aata Hai,
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.
Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna,
Jo Haste Hue Har Waqt Yaad Aata Hai.
Hanskar Woh Gamm Ki Saza Dete Hain,
Zeher Main Thoda Sa Pyar Mila Dete Hain,
Jab Bhi Naam Aata Hain Unke Diwano Ka,
Log Meri Taraf Ungliyan Utha Dete Hain.
Nigaho Me Aur Koi Dosti Ke Kabil Na Raha,
Is Kinare Ka Or Koi Sahil Na Raha,
Chand Jaisa Dost Mila Hume Zamin Par,
Aasma Ka Chand Bhi Ab Deedar K Kabil Nahi Raha
Dard Ki Bazaar Khuli Padi Hai.
Wo Cheez Na Lo Jo Andar Se Jali Padi Hai.
Wafa Ki Talash Chodd Do Dosto.
Ye Dunia Bewafao Se Bhari Padi Hai.
Koi Baat Chhupana Zaruri Na Hgi,
Tere Mere Bich Koi Doori Na Hgi,
Jb Na Hoge Hm Duniya Me To Sapno Me MiLna,
Waha To Apki Koi Majboori Na HOGI.
Ahesan DOSTO ka GAWARA Nahi Kiya,
Dobe Magar Kisi Ko ISHARA Nahi Kiya,
Tumne B INTEZAR Ki Ghadiya GUZAR Di,
HM Ne Bhi INTEZAR Tumhara Nahi Kiya
If you succeed in tricking someone,
that does not mean the person is a fool.
But that mean you lost a person
who trusted you so much.
Jate jate wo aisi nishani de gaye,
Sari umar yaad karne ko ek kahani de gaye,
Ab saari zindgi pyass hi na lagegi,
kyoki wo AANKHO me itna paani de gaye.
Beautiful Truth Against Gravity,
The Hearts Feel Light When Someone Is In It But;
It Feels Very Heavy When Someone Leaves It.
The Person, Whom U Loved More Than Ur Lyf,
Comes Into Your Life For Either Of The Two Reasons.
Either To Love You Forever. Or
To Teach You, Not To Love Again Ever
LOVE Has 4 Letters, But So Does HATE,
FRIENDS Have 7 Letters, But So Does ENEMIES,
TRUTH Has 5 Letters, But So Does LYING;
It Hurts When 0ne Changes Into Another.
Enjoy Your Life As Much,
As You Can As A Single,
Because;
To Become Single Again,
Is Very PAINFUL.
Meri Or Uski Itni C Kahani Hai,
Tuti Hui Kashti Ruka Hua Pani Hai,
1 Gulab Jo Uski Kitab Me Dum Tod Chuka Hai,
Aur Usko Yad Nhi Ye Kiski Nishani Hai.
aaina humne tod diya.is khayal se ki shayad
humari taqdir badal jaegi
hume kya pata ki tute aaine k har tukde me
fir wahi tasveer nazar aaegi..
Yaad mein teri aahein bharta hai koi
har saans ka saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi
maut sach hai ek roz aani hai sabko
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi.
Duniya me koi kisi ka nhi hota,mrne wale ke sath mrta,magar mrne ki bat to door,yanha to jite g koi yad nhi krta,
Anjaane mein dil gawa baithe,Is pyaar mein kaise dhoka kha baithe,Unse kya gila kare,Bhul hamari thi jo bina dil walo se dil laga baithe
Pine do sharaab abhi to shaam baki hai,Aye dost tere naam ka ek jaam baki hai.
Jana hai ladkhadate hue maikhane se,Pine do abhi to kadmo me jaan baki hai.!!
log phoolo ko mohabbat karte h,
kanto ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kanto se mohabbat karte h,
kyo ki phool ne hume barbad kiya..
kanch chubhe to nishan reh hi jata h,
dil tute to arman reh hi jata h,
laga to deta h waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umar bhar ek jakham reh hi jata h..
mulakat maut ki mehman ho gyi h.
nazar ki duniya viran hio gyi h.
ab meri sanse bhi meri nhi rhi.
ye zindagi uske pyaar pr kurban ho gyi h.
he 3 magical words a Guy dies to hear from a Girl
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'I was wrong'
Apni zindgi se kuch pal de do Mujhe,
Aaj na sahi, Apna kal de do muhe,
Khushi do ya na do Marzi tumhari,
Apni girl friend ka number de do Mujhe,
BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi.
GIRL:Kyaaa??
BOY:Achhi film hai Naa.
GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe.
BOY:Wat??
GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.
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????? : ??? ??? ???? ???? ?? ???? ?? ?
????? : ??? ??? ???????? ???? ???? ?? ???? ?? ?
Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Its For Boys
???????? ???? ?????? ?? ?????? ???? ??,
???? ?? ??? ????? ?? ?? ???? ???? ?????? ??,
???????? ??? ?? ?? ?? ??? ?? ???? ??.
tum har pal khushi me tanhai me, mujhe har pal state ho, aa kar meri yaado me meri sanso me smate ho
Anika
khuda kare aapko khushiya hazaar mile.
Mujhe bhi achchha yaar mile,
Meri girlfriend apko baandhe rakhi,
Aur aapko ek aur bahan ka pyaar mile
Naman Diwan
Boys are like dogs.
they keep coming back.
Girls are like cats.
shout at a cat one time,
they are gone.
1st boy: u have got
15 girl friends,
how do u recognize them?
2nd boy: oh i remember
them by the parts
i like the best.
Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege.
Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???
Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!
Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin.
Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege.
Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle.
Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai.
Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta.
jab tum hasti ho to lagta he ki insaan pahle bandar hoga ,dekho gussa mat hona kyoki jab tum gussa hoti ho to lagta he ki insaan aaj bhi bandar he..
1 Admi Mayyat Wali Bus Mai Ja Raha Tha To Logo Ny Ossy Bohat Maara ..
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Admi Ny Awaz Lagadi O Chacha
' Sheela Ki Jawani '
Laga Do Saffar Acha Guzry Ga
'Rockstar' : 'Toote Hue Dil Se Hi
Sangeet
Nikalta Hai'
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' Students ' : 'Unread
Syllabus
Se Hi Paper Nikalta Hai'
Admi jo hamesha hasta rehta h usko 'HUS-MUKH' kehte h To sawal ye h k jiska hasna blkul band ho gaya ho usko kya kehte h?
HUS-BAND!
Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai
khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile
aapka bolona
aapka chalna
aapki ankhein
aapka chehra
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uff..!! masha allah
kisi ek ko toh theek kar lo
LOVE V/S DAARU
LOVE- PAGAL
DAARU- MOD FRESH
LOVE - NIND NAHI
DAARU- MAST NIND
LOVE - 1DATE K 2000/-
DAARU EK BOTEL 300/-
LOVE= SABKI SUNO
DAARU = P K SUNO
FAISHLA AAPKA......
Ek bache se ek aadmi ne uski age puchi.
Bache ne kaha GHAR par 14 saal
SCHOOL mein 12 saal
TRAIN mein 7 saal
Aur
Facebook pe 18 saal!!!
Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
1 neem ke ped ka phol lo,
use 15 min 1 gilaas pani rakne ke baad pee lo or 5 min tak aaram karo,
jab kanjusi ka kida mar jaye to fir 2-4 sms kar dena.
'Wanted' revised..
Salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai..
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Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.
Girls KY PROBLEM:
Simple Boy Pasand Nhi
Modern Boy Haan Nhi krta
Smart boy Milta Nhi
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'ME' In Chakkaro Mein PartA Nhi..
kaun banega crorepati
5 crore ka sawaal
wo dono kaun hain???
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jo nokia mobile onn karne par haath milate hain???????
Challange 4 All:
Ye Kam Koi B Nhi Kar Skta
Agar Kr Ly To I Promise.Me Usky Number Par 500 ka Load Krwaon Ga.
Wo Kam Hy
Mery
Number
Pay
1000
Ka Load krwana.!
Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
Bhojpuri msg sirf ap K liye.
TuHar CheHra PHULWA K Smaan
TuHar HASNA PhuLwa K Smaan
TuHar NAAK,KAAN,BAAL Sb PhuLwa K Smaan
Or PHULWA Hmaar BHAINSWA ka nam.
Perfect msg :
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye..
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke..
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socho k..
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye..
SHAKESPEARE Said.!!
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Meri maa ki Kasam maine itni baatein nhi kahi.
yeh log khud se bana bana k kehte hai .
Me : Mom finally exams are over :D
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Mom : So What, Tu kaunsa padhta tha..
Girls Ki Shopping : .
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Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas, .
Ye Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya Hai?
Wo Kya Hai? .
5 Ghante Lagaati Hain,
Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jaati
Hain.!
DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL THE GIRLS::
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Agar 'Husband BHAGWAN saman hota hai toh
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'BOYFREIND bhi Chota-Mota DEVTA mana hi ja sakta hai!! ..
Mohabbat k raste main har waqt dard milega ..
Main soch rha hun is raste me hospital khol loon .. Mast chalega.;-)
Question: “Income Tax Aur Caller-Tune Mein Kya Similarity Hai?”
Answer: “Dono Ka Paisa Hum Bharte Hai, Maza Koi Aur Leta Hai.“
Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho
Dukh dia ho
Pareshan kiya ho
To ap b usko rula sakte hain
Dukh desakte hain
Pta hai kese?
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Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)
dil tha akelaa .aur gum the hazaaro.
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akele ko milker hazaaro ne lutaa..
3 cheezain jo hm sari Zindagi nhi bhool sakty,
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1.Breakfast
2.Lunch
3.Dinner
Har waqt Emotional hony ki zarort nhi;>
Ek Aurat ATM Machine par ,
Beta Mera Balance Check Kar do ,
Beta Aurat Ko Laat Marta hain Aurat gir jati hain ,
Aunty AApka balance to kharab hain.
Do u know
What is friendship?
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Khud ko jor se thappad lagao,
Dard mujhe hoga.
Yakeen nai hota na.
Try-Kar Lo..
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Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost machhaliya hai,
Mai tume mere dil mai sambhalkar rakhunga,
Par agar tumne dur jane ki koshish ki To,
khuda kasam pani se nikal kar billi ko de dunga…
Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai,
Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai,
Par wo aayenge kaise,
Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai!!
A Heartbroken Lover's Emotional Line Turned Into A Joke By His Frnds.. .
Lover :- 'Wo Meri Nahi Ho Sakti Toh Aur Kisi Ki B Nahi Ho Sakti.. '
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Friends :- Aur Agar Teri Huwi To Kya Sabki Hogi...???
3, kale dost the.
bhagawan ne unhe ek ek wardan magane ka mauka diya.
1&2 mujhe gora bana do.
3- hi hi hi inhe phir se kala bana do
moral- kuchh dost kamine ke kamine rehate hai.
What is the similarity between
FACEBOOK and FRIDGE ??
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Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai,
phir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hai.!
Love krne ki 3 Saza,
Ishq krne wale ko Saza-e-Maut,
Mohabat krne wale ko Umarkaid.
Or Pyar krne wale ko Fasi.
Pr Aap tension mt lo Linebazi Free h.BO$$
A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain
A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To Him
'Hello , U Can Share My Umbrella With Me'
Boy Replied: 'It's Ok, Sister I m Ok '
& Then Walked way
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Moral Of The Story -
Moral Voral Kuch Nhi larky Koi Khaas Nahi Thi
Aanso Ponchne wala har koi Mill jaye ga.
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Naak Ponchne wala Koi Nahi Mille ga.
So Rumal Apne Sath Rakho ,,,
Dedicated to All girls-
ladko ko apna dil na dena.
Dil ke jzbat ye kya janenge.
Low waist jeans to sambhlti nhi.
Hmara DIL kya 'GHANTA' smbhalnge???
Sara din rotay rahen koi nahi puchta :(
Lekin jab
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koi msg perhtay waqt hans rahe ho tou usi time sab puchne lag jate hain
KIS KA MSG HAI
hmmmm'mmmmm'mmmmmmm kon hy ?
GF: Pee ke Car mat chalana, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
BF: Thanx Baby, You are So Caring :-)
Friend: Pee ke Car mat chala, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
Boy: Baap ko Mat Sikhaaaa !
My Luv & My Best Frnd In Sinking
Boat
But I Can Save 0nly 1?
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fir mere dimag me khayal aya.
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sale dono 1 hi boat me akele kr kya
rahe the
dubnay do kamino ko
Welcme 2 DOSTI care centre
Yad krne k liye 1 dbaye
Milne k liye 2 dbaye
Bat krne k liye 3 dbaye
or hme bhul jane k liye
APNA GALA DBaYE.
Zindgi me hamesha 1 baat yad rakho,
Kabhi kisi k dil se matkhelo.
Kyu k dil 1 hi hota hai,
Agar kheln hai h
To kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.
Magazine main parha:
Smoking buri cheez hai to chor di.
Fir aik martaba parha beer pina acha nhi
Wo bhi chor di then
Aik din parha g.f bnana achi baat nhi
Mene magazine parhna chor di ;
Ek Ladka or Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Q Nahi Samajhte?
Qki Khuda Ne Ladke Ko DIMAG Diya Hai Or Ladki Ko Accha DIL
Magar Ladka DIL Se Sochta Hai Or Ladki DIMAG se,
Devdas ne daru k liye Paaro ko
chhod diya,
Ram ne Vachan k liye
ghar chhod diya,
aur
aapne.
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..apne chillar bachaane ke liye
sms karna chhod diya..
Agr Mobile India Mai Bana Hota To Us Mai Ye Templates Hote: 1.Kutey Call Kr
2.Cigrete Lete Hue Aiyo
3.Yar Kisi Lakdi Ka No. Dede
4.Recharge Karade Kamine
5.Kuttey ! Kahan Mra Pada Hai
6.Gate P Aja Jaldi
7.Yar Meri Bandi Naraz Ho Gai Hai..
2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago
1-Jiske Piche Me Hu
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Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.
2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.
Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?
Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
Kal 2 Logo ko bewakoof banaya
puncho kaise
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Bilkul Aise He Ab 3 Ho Gaye.
Height Of Fashion:
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3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
'Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai' =P
Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi,
Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay
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Kamran Akmal nahi hai
Q: Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati kyu jate hai?
A: Kynki bade kehte hai ki kisiki khushi mein jao na jao par musibat mein zarur jana chahiye.
Kya Aankhen hain kya
zulf hai khy chehra tum
ne paya hai,
Aisa lagta hai jasy
Peepal k per se bhoot
utar k aya hai,
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Bura laga?
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To vapis char jao.;->
Dedicated To PAKKE FRNDZ :
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Tum kisi aur ke liye honge jaanu, sweet heart, darling, ya baby, babu.
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Mere liye to tum Kutte the, Kamine ho aur Haramkhor hi rahoge.!! ;)
Ladki ka dil
Pani ki tarah hota he.. aur
Ladke ka Dil Mobile ki tarah hota he..
chahe mobile pani me gire ya pani mobile pe, barbad to Mobile hi hota he
Kaash Facebook pe “Add as a girlfriend” ka option hota
Saala propose karne ka panga hi khatam Accept kar liya to maan gayi nahi to
facebook pe kaun si ladkiyo ki kami hai…
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
Woh taaza thanda paani…
Woh khushbudar saabun…
Bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hua…
Arre yaar…
Tum kya jano…
Ki…
Roz nahane mein kya mazaa hai.
5Œ4 jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.
Kya aap jante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
Zahir hai
AAP
to ho nhi skte
to
KOI AUR HI HOGA
Wo konsa essa saanp hai
jis k kaatne se sath wala insan kush hota hai . . .
Nai pata ?
Bilkul nai ?
Ludo wala SAANP
AapKo Meri Kon C Aadat BURI Lagti Hai?
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Reply Keeta Tay
Teri Khair Nai.
After 7 Days!
After 159 Hrs!
After 16890 Mins
After 1015200seconds!
Sub Log...
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Jo Bhi Karen, Ap Ko Kya Taklef Hai?
Aap Apna Kam Karein
Choose any no.
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i'll tell u
nothng.
Tum logon ko to CHASKA hi pad gya h.
Mai kya octopus baba hoon!
Depresion of a single boy-
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Koi mujh par emotional atyachar ka loyality test hi karwa le
Kam se kam 5din k liye koi to milegi.
Gusse Ka Aana 'Mard' Hone K Nishani
Hai..
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Gusse Ko Pee Jana
'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani
Hai..!!
Awara ladko se jada kismat wale
to Gali k kutte hote hai..
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kam se kam ladki palat palat k
dekhti toh hai, aa raha hai
kya .
Dooooooooooor se dekha to kitaben pari thin,
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Qareeb jane ka to sawaal hi peda nahi hota..
Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab
Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara
Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka
Answer Ek Hai..
Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai..
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To Saale Sawaal Bhi To
Ek Hi Tha
Back Bencher Boy 2 A Girl:
Chalo Ek Bar Phir Se
Ajnabi Banjaen Hum Dono
Girl Look Behind And Replied:
Pehle Konsa Tu Meri Phupo Ka Larka Hai
Chal Nikal Shabash
Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta
The Awesome Lines From School Days..
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'OYE! Tune Homework Kiye.. ? ?
'Nahi'
'Chal Sahi Hai Phir Sath Mein Bahar Nikalenge.
If D 1st Button In A
Shirt Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will
B Wrong.
Great Lines Said By
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ASLAM DARZI =P
Sari Achi Baate'n Sirf Shakespeare
Hii Kare Ga Kia
Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.
Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke kyo kiya
8. mere brother ki profile
Apne Baarey May Kabhi bura mat socho,,
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kyu ki uske liye Uper wale ne hamare rishtedaar, padosiyo or aas paas ke logo ko pura theka diya hai,,
Isliye bindaas jiyo,, tension lene ka nhi dene ka,,,
what is '143'
I love you?
NO
I Miss you?
NO
I like you?
NO
143 means 'ONE HUNDRED FORTY THREE'
maa baap ne kitni umeed se parhaya tha nalaiko ..
Saadi mai dulhan ko gungat mai,
Kyo rekha jaata hai.?
Nhi pata..?
Socho socho..!!
Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikl jaye ki,
Abe ye to meri girlfriend hai.
Daaru peene ke liye kisi ko force nahi karna chahiye.
baad me apne liye kam pad jaati hai....
Latest Exam time song - 'subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de' Warna
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. Milega zero.. o O o o
Milega zero.. o O o O :o
Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem.!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears.!!!
Saali gaYi kahan.?
What is the diffrence between man and monkey ?
Very simple.. Monkey 'dal pe' kudta hai aur
Man 'dal ke' kudta hai.
hum aapko khone nhi denge,
apne se juda kbi hone nhi denge,
aaj hi bhijwa rahe hai 10,000 macher,
jo raat bhar aapko sone nhi denge
Jina sirf mere liye'
Ye sms tere liye'
Kabhi khushi kabhi gum'
Sms na honge kam'
Fir hera feri'
Ab sms ki bari teri'
Kabhi alvida na kahna'
Hamesha sms karte rehna.
If we both exchange one rupee, we have one rupee.
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if we both exchange one good thought, we have two good thoughts.. :)
wooww....em kinna wadddda Genius naaa :)
thnku thnku
Agr Apko Mujse jyada acha dost Mile To Chle Jana
Pr Jb Wo Apko Chode To Piche Dkhna
Hum Wahi Pr Rhenge Aap k Intzr Me
Sirf Ye Khne K Liye
“Krali Bezti Aja Hun”
duniya ke sach:-
1.aap khu8li aankho pe sabun nahi laga sakte.
2.aap apne baal nhi gin sakte.
3.jeebh bahar ho to saans nhi le sakte.
ab jeebh andar kar lo stupid lag rahe ho.
khuda kare kisi ko mohabat me judai na mile.
wah wah wah!!!
aur jo mujhe msg na kare use thand me rajai na mile.
AAp ke liye khush khabri.
Subah Subah ab toilet jane ki Zarurat nahi,
Q ki.
Ab HUGGIES Sirf Rs. 20 mein.
COME ON INDIA
KARLO TOILET CHADDI MEIN.
Height 0f Medical PJ: If A Boy Has 'Magnetic
Personality'
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Still Can't Attract The Desired
Girl.
That Means Larki Mein Iron ki Kami He..
Puri LIFE ko Sudharne k liye 1 WIFE kafi he
Par 1 WIFE ko sudharne k liye puri LIFE b kam he
-Swami Dukhiya Nandji
Arz Kiya hein ,
Koi Larki Humien Thukra day tou gham NaHi ,
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WaH-WaH !! ,
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Koi Larki Humien Thukra day to gham NaHi ,
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Arre doob Mare Wo kAmini Jiski Kismat mai Hum Nahi
Arz kiya h..................!i! ?
koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum nhi,
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,
Are us ladki ki maa ki...
kismat footi jiske damad hm nhi;
Ghar me practice karna:
1. Ek angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab apne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
Students attitude -
Samandar se bolo apne lehrain smbhal k rakhy
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kyu k zindagi mai toufan lany k liye hamry results he kafi hain :->
Said By True Lover
'I Dont Hate You But I Cant Love You'
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'Tu Itni Khoubsurat Nahi Kay Tum Say Shadi Kar Loon.
Per Tu Itni Burie Bhi Nahi K Time Pass Na Kar Sakoon
RAHUL GANDHI-mai desh k maujuda halat se bahut chintit hoon.
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MERE KAMAANE KI BARI AAI TO SAALE BHRASTACHAR HI BAND KAR RHE HAIN.
Apna dimag test karna hai to: .Apna sir cow k muh k aage karo.Agar cow door jaye to samjho GOBAR hai AUR Agar paas aye to samjho ke BHUUSA hai.
KOI TUMHE BOLE U R CRAZY, DON'T BE ANGRY KOI BOLE U R STUPID B COOL YAAR GUSSA MAT HONA PAR AGAR KOI BOLE U R SMART MAAR SALE KO MAJAK KI BHI HAD HOTI HAI.
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Besharmon Ki Tarah
SMS Receive Kari Jao
Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!!
Boys ke Dil ki sabse badi khwaish.!.!.??
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Khud kitne bhi bade kamine honge,
par Ladki shareef chahiye..!:
Aaj Mere Phon Aur Sim Card Ki Shadi Ki Salgira Hai,
Abhi Inbox Mein Choti Si Party Rakhi Hai,
Toh Aap Sms Bhej Ke Party Me
Shamil Ho Jao Njoy De Party..
SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile Night Plans Ne To Hume Bhuka Mar Diya He
Dosto
Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota He
Ek Ladki Ka Dard
Kaash woh jaan maang lete to woh bhi de deti
haste haste,
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Par bewafa ne
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'FACEBOOK KA PASSWORD' maang liya,
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Bus Ho gaya breakup..!
Har Koi Pochta He Karte Kya Ho Tum,
Unhe lagta hain Jese mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nhi hain
Double vaat!!!
Mazak ki bhi koi haad hoti hai yaar
mai ek ladki ke saath date maar raha tha
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Aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola
kal wali zayda achi thi ;)
Jab koi ladki Ghar se Bhag jane ki Dhamki De To Uske Maa-Baap ko chahiye ki
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Use Ganji kr K Baitha de.6 Mahine Tak Bhagne ka naam nhi legi....
Aasmaan pr udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha...
kya tumhe zammen par girne ka daar nai ..
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha..
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shakl changi nhi gal ta changi kr...
Woh Gire Hum Par Bijli Ke Khambe Ki Tarah.
Aey Mere Doston.
Khuda Ki Kasam Maza Aa Gaya Currant Kha Kar.!
wo kah kar gayi
k hamara wait karna
jamana bit gaya o
aai hi nai aur hum aaj bhi weight
machine liye intezar kar rahe hai..
Zindgi Me
'Girl Frnd' Banana B Bahut Zaruri Hai.
Pucho Q?
QKi.
Zindgi Me Khushya Hi Sab Kuch Nhi Hoti
Gam Bhi Zaruri Hai Dost.
what is another pain full sentence other than
'I Hate You'
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KITNE MARKS AAYE..!
By God..Dil toot sa jata hai..!
Wo aaj bhi sardi me tithur rahi hai doston.
Mene ek bar us se bas itna kaha tha k
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Sweater k bina Katrina Kaif lagti ho.: )
The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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' Haye mera shareef bacha' :p hahahahaha..
what is Tension?
1 sundar ladki ne apse lift mangi
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi
Aap use hospital le gaye
Dr.Bola-Aap baap banne wale ho
HO GAYI TENSIOn
Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya or Bola-
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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam he, Thoda Dheere
Baba Ramdev: Swiss Bank se
Black Money INDIA le aao.
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Rajnikanth-Khabardar,Koi Mere
GULLAK ko hath nahi
lagayega!.
Dard Dene Se Mohhbatt Badhti He
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Ye Keh Kar Wo Meri Ungli Darwaze Me Fasa Gayi.
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' Aaaeeii
Story of the day Ek ladka raste se ja raha tha.Usse ek chirag mila.Uss ne usse ghisa.Tho ek zordaar dhamaka hoa.moral of the story:Aladin ka zamana gaya,beta, ye bomb ka zamana hai-Mumbai Police
After Valentine's Day
15th Feb:-Slap Day (dhisooooom)
16th Feb:-Gift wapas Day
17th Feb:-Ladai Day
18th Feb:-Manane ki koshish Day
19th Feb:-Break-up Day
20th Feb:-Dusri Dhundho Day
RAM JI KE LANKA JEETNE K BAAD
SHURPNAKHA : Mera KYA Hoga?
RAMJI : Kalyug me Ayodhya pe raaj karogi, MAYAWATI Naam Hoga, par VIVAH phir bhi nahi hoga
Ram* kisi ko mare nahi ..
kyonki sabke dataa *Ram* ..
hum sab yuhi mar jayenge ..
kar kr k khote kaaaaaam..jai ho..
1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.
Boy:
I Love U.
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
Boy
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir
Kya aapko pata hai FRIDGE or FACEBOOK me kya saman hota hai....
'Apko pata hai ki iss me ku6a bhi nahi bhir bhi KHOL KHOL ke dekhenge'
Attitude During VIVA :
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External- Kya Karke Aaye Ho ?
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Me- Breakfast !! Aur Aap ??..
Galti se aapka number deleter hogaya.
Ek mis call kar do.
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sbko bheja,dekna jinke paas bilkul dimaag nahi he wo call karegne.
Dharkan ruk gai meri to,,,
ye Sunn kar
FARAZ
JaB Light gai aur kaam wali Maasi Ne kaha
'what the hell is this';-)
U Dont have generator..??
Tupuk
Chota Mendak Gira
Tupuk
Chota mendak Gira
Tupuk
Chota Mendak Gira
Dhadam
Bada Mendak Gira
College Days:-
TV - 3 ghanta
PC - 2 ghanta
Sona - 12 ghanta
Khelna - 3 ghanta
Dost - 2 ghanta
GF/BF - 2 ghanta
Aur padhai
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!!! GHANTA !!!
PHILOSPHY of students: Kbi socha aaj pdhenge.,Kbi socha kl pdhenge.,Fir socha jb exms ayege tb pdhengeOr jb xam aye tb socha'Ab kya Khak pdhenge'
hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar,
tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar.
maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar,
tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kata murga samaj kar.
Wikipedia:I know everything.
Google:I have everything.
Facebook:I know everybody.
Internet:Without me u all are nothing.
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Electricity:Awaz niche.
Sci.khta h ki? Pani boil krne se ktanu mrjt hPar sci. ko ye nhi pata ki kitanu k mrne k bd un ki Dead bodies to pani me hi reh jti h,Stupid!Ma kasam bachpan se genius hu lekin kabhi ghamnd nhi kiya
Koi mujhe batao ki ye sale 4 log kaun hai jo meri life me mere se b jyda intrestd h
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Qki ghrwale hmesha yhi kehte rehte h.
' 4 LOG DEKHENGE TO KYA SOCHENGE '
Ye baat sunke mere Haatho se Gol gappa h gir gya.
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Jab Gol gappe wale ne kaha- 'Please give Your Feedback on Our Facebook Page'..
10yrs phle 1 samosa 50p ka aur 1 mobil cal 8rs.ka,
Aaj 1 cal 50pa ka & 1 samosa 8rs ka..
Mehangai badhi nahi,bas idhar udhar hui hai.
Yours,
Dr.Manmohan singh
Patang Rs=175
Dori Rs.250
Firki=Rs.50
Total=Rs.475
Wastage of money
ROYAL STAG=Rs.350
Piyo aur patang ke sath khud bhi udo..
Msg in demand for college students_
Hoto pe hasi aur dil mein gum hai.
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hoto pe hasi ,aur dil me gum hai.
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kya teri bhi attendance 75% se kam hai.?
Ye zindagi bhut chhoti si
hai so enjoy karo..
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kab PYAR ho jaye aur
life tabah ho jaye..
2 Line pesh kar raha houn..pasand aaye to taaliyan bajakar duaon se navaziega.
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SHUKRIYA.:-)
Awesum fact...
Colleges & schools ko log swarg kente hai...
Tabhi toh bujurg log kente hai ki ' jodiyaan swarg me banayi jaati hai
es ko Dhyan Se Dekho. ..
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Fir Se Dekho !!
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kuch Farq Dikha.?
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HAATH kaat Diye congress ko vote diya tha ....samjhe
no drama
no excuse
no sorry
no thanks
& don't say i m busy
always say..
yar tere liye to meri jan b hazir he..
bs kabhi mangio mt..
Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
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Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”
Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya
Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola O banta,
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he
Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya
Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.
Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
Interviewer: Just imagine, you are in 8th floor,
It caught fire, How will you escape?
Santa: Its very simple,
I will stop my imagination.!!
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi.
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
‘VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi.
Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
Santa ki condoms banane ki factory thi.
Ek baar USA se order aaya ki 14 inch ke condoms bana do.
Santa ne socha: Itne bade size ke condom banva ke america wale hamari beizzti karna chahte hai.
Usne apne workers ko kaha: tum condoms ka order ready karo, aur packing wale dibbe pe likh dena, medium size.
SANTA: Rasgulle hai?
DUKANDAAR: Nahi
SANTA: Dekh lunga
DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge?
SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?
Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega.
Tamilian Calls Up a Santa &amp; Says:
Tamil TheriMaa??
(Meaning: Do U Know Tamil?)
Santa Gets Angry &amp; Replies:
Hindi Tera Baap!!
Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai
Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai
Jiska naam india hai
baki to sab videsh hai.
Santa ne cafe mein 1 ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nahi karta?
Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gaya hai.
Santa: Petrol &amp; SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane ke liye ghar se 10km
Dur bike par jana padhta hai.
Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.
Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.
Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme ‘Free Sex with Petrol’ is a fraud.
Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.
Santa goes to a petrol pump.
He reads notice:
DON’T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE
He picks his cell,
call everyone &amp; says:
DON’T CALL ME NOW,
I am at Petrol Pump.
Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur.
.
.
.
Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!
Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.
Shaadi ki party mein DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai
Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo
uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
Santa to Banta:
Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki
aaj extra class hogi kya karu!
Santa: “Message sending fail”
likh ke bhej de.
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha.
ki
Use yaad aaya.
bijli to 2 din se bnd hai,
wapas uth gaya or bola:
Sala! dara diya.!!
Santa looking at air hostess’s
name plate above her left bo*b. KOMAL!
With lots of confusion, he asked her.
“Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?
Daku bank lutne gaye.
gun ghar me inbhul gaye
fir bhi bank lut lia
kaise?
bank manager santa tha, bola:
koi baat nai i trust u,
gun muje kal dikha dena.
Santa Dials a Number.
A girl received
Santa: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta
Santa: O teri!!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.
Sorry “MAATE”.!!
Girl to Santa
tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.
Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh,
SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le.!!
Ye ladkiya bhi na.
Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi,
Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!!
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho!
Girl: Mere dad Chinese the.
Santa: Wo kaha hai!
Girl: Mar gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
One day,
A Chini was in hospital.
Santa went to meet him…
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” &amp; died.
SANTA went china to know the meaning,
that was:
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Pipe se saans nahi le paya.
Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call. kar rahi thi
Miss: No
Santa: Kamaal Hai
Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha
Miss call :D
Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.
All Cards are Accepted.
Santa to Banta: Yaar papa ka Sms aaya hai ke ghar aao
Kiya Karun?
Banta: “Message Sending Fail” likh ke send kar de.
Santa ne aisa he kiya
Aur reply aaya “Ok”
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha…
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya.!!
isliye gir gaya.
Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa: I want to become the next president of USA.
Obama: Are u an Idiot?
Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to.
main usko kisi aur ki nahi hone dunga!!
Banta: agar wo teri ho gai to sabko dega??
Santa Banta ek sath rajai mein so rahe the.
Santa yaar jaldi se koi paad mar kar Rajai ko garam kar do.
Banta: Jor lagane lagta hao,
Jor lagate-2 uski potti nikal padi aur,
Bola le ab taap le maine aag laga di!
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya…
Santa: ye 3 mahine me bachha kaise hogaya?
Biwi: Aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua?
Santa: 3 mahine
Biwi: aur meri shaadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahina.
Biwi: aur bachha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: ohh terii!vakai 9 mahine ho gaye, time ka pata hi nahi laga
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di,
Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch Mein Light Jalti Hain.
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Preeto: In the pool.
Santa Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!
Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai: BC-1760!!
Santa: Samundr mein Nimbu ka Ped ho to Tum Kaise Todoge?
Banta: Chidiya Ban ke.
Santa: Admi ko Chidiya Tera baap Banayega kya?
Banta: Samundar mein Ped Teri maa Lagayegi kya?
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*
Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying
“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”
Teacher Santa se: Dahi ka English batao…
Santa: Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!
Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui… Par kyu ?
.
.
.
Kyu ki.
Dono Bday party mein muft
Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye,
aur
Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!
Man is a simple Animal.
His daily needs are just …
?
?
Rosy &amp; Roti !!
Santa 1 Barat mein gaya.
Waha use bar-bar PAANI PAROSA ja raha tha.
Paresan hokar Santa chillaya:
Gale mein pani fans gaya he,
thoda DAAL-CHAWAL de do.
Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
Santa in art gallery:
Is bhayanak tasvir ko aap Modern Art kehte hai?
Art dealer: Mere baap tu dimag mat laga…
ghar ja… ye aaina hai.!!
Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha.
Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG.
Teacher: Aur doosra….
Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga.
Langda thodi tha woh.
Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki…
tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai.
Santa: maine kha to tha ki…
shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga!
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!
Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua?
Sir: Media wali ladki ki wajah se
Police: Wo kaise?
uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS
Maine daba dia!!
80 years ki Age mein SEX pe kuchh bolne ke liye Santa ko kaha gaya.
?
?
Santa: Ye Bahut hi Mushkil hai.,
Bilkul Waisa, Jaise RASSI se BILLIARDS Khelna!
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.
Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola 20 rupee
Santa- Saale Toilet me baitha tha,
Cyber Cafe mein nahi.
Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi
Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye,
Udas santa- pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye.
God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga
Bania hai to YANA GUPTA
Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai?
Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di
Aur aawaz di-
Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena.
Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.
Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.
1 sal bad santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu
Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya.
Woh kushi se chillaya-
Puttar hua! Puttar hua!
Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai!
Meri ungli chhod.!
Santa apni Biwi se-
Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai.
Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai :D
Santa after looking a slim girl-
Chehra tera khas nahi,
Haddiyo me tera mass nahi,
Propose main tujhe khak karu…
14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi :D
1 Aadmi khada chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha
Santa use goor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola-
Bhai sahab ager aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagaun
Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saaleya Pagal Ho Gaya Hai,
Agle janam Fir NURSERY toh hi shuru karna payega
Santa: MBA ka full form kya hai.?
Banta: Tu ek dum ullu hai,
dekhta nahi charo taraf MBA ki dhoom machi hai.!!
MBA bole toh- “MAI BHI ANNA” :)
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.
upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.
Santa bola: thoda side se dekho. dikh jayega. :D
Santa- Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri GF ka no. le Liya.
Banta- Fir kya hua?
Santa- Bewkoof kal rat se apni hi behen ko romantic MSG bhej rha hai
Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli-
Mein to 1100 Lungi
2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi
piche se
Santa bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhi he
Santa- Hey bhagwan promotion karwa dena
51 rupees ka bhog apke chorono me rakh rha hu!!
God- Pagal marwayega kya?
ANNA HAZARE
Dekha raha hai :
Titanic was sinking,
Santa- how much d earth is far 4m here?
Banta- 1kmetr…
Santa jumped into d sea n asked again… in which direction.?
Banta- DOWNWARD… :D
Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao! :D
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.
Banta: Kitne Run Banaye?
Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya.
Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,
School mei…
Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn,
marks de to kahan?
Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.
Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai?
Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?
Sir: nikal ja class se!
Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga.
Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h?
Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga :p
Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh k emumbai le jayega.
Saare News Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de! :o
Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu.
Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi?
Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai
IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&amp;
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka” ;)
Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai…. :roll:
Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,
Banta: ye kya hai?
Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter.
Banta: but ye to khaali hai,
Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai :D
Santa apni biwi kw sath train me safar kar raha tha
Raatko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai.
Santa:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb main hain :D
Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la.
Wife: Wo log nhi denge.
Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai
Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,
bolti hi nahi
Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Banta- kya kr ra hai?
Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.
Nurse Mubarak Ho
Ap k Ghr Beta Peda
Hua He
Santa-Wah G Wah
Kia Technology He
BV Meri Hospital Me He
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He
interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night
Santa- it doesn’t go anywer.
Intrvr- superb pls continue.
Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!
Santa Watching Star TV
Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV
Santa bola:
in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu
Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.
Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.